不，那部电影是无法替代的
No, that movie was irreplaceable.
闭嘴
Shut it.
魔法贴在哪
Where's that magic tape?
我不可能把魔法贴给你
I'll never give you that tape.
你可还欠着我滞纳金
You still owe me late fees.
去你♥妈♥的♥滞纳金
Fuck your late charges!
你还不明白吗
Don't you understand?
你不配拥有那种能力
You can't have that power.
那玩意儿属于能用它来掌控世界的人
It belongs to someone who can
use it for world domination.
值得拥有它的人
Someone who's worth it.
比如我
Like me.
去你♥妈♥的♥大胡子
Fuck you and your fucking mustache.
把这儿给我砸了
Tear this place apart!
杀了他
Kill him!
啊哈
Aha!
看来我得终结你的会员身份了
I am terminating your membership.
开枪打死他
Shoot him!
自杀吧
Kill yourself.
自杀吧，自杀吧，自杀吧
Kill yourself. Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
自杀吧
Kill yourself.
啊哈
Aha!
给我过来
Get over here!
试试这个
Bring it.
太业余了吧
Amateur.
你为主人做的很好
You have served your master well.
这个音像店将恢复原貌
The video store will rise again.
今晚
Tonight,
啤酒我请客
beers are on me.
我今天碰到的每一个人
Everyone I run into today...
额
Huh?
这是仙女之王
It's the king of the fairies!
他需要帮助
He needs help.
有泡泡说明起作用了
The bubbles means it's working.
你觉得他肚子会不会很痛
Do you think he has a tummy ache?
去水沟里取点水来
Get some water from the ditch.
或许他需要点仙泥
Maybe he needs fairy dust.
我们得走了，等会再回来照顾你
We have to go.We'll check on you soon.
希望你能感觉好点
I hope you feel better.
他已经没流血了
He's not bleeding anymore.
他的虫子朋友来帮他了
And his bug friends came to help him.
我们给你带了更多的仙泥来
We brought you some more fairy dust.
他睡着了，我们走吧
He's asleep. Let's go.
天呐哥们，他都发臭了
Damn, man! He stinks.
这是不是你第一次埋人
Well, if you'd have buried him the first time,
我们又没别的办法，不是吗
we wouldn't have this
problem now, would we?
能不能再等气味好闻一些
If you're waiting for him
to smell any better,
那根本不可能
it ain't gonna happen.
所以你得随时准备好，放松点
So whenever you're ready, feel free.
我们不应该触碰绿色的玩意儿
We should've never
touched that green stuff.
我在跟你讲话
I'm telling you
我们不能碰那玩意
we should've never touched it.
为什么他会穿着短裙
Why the hell is he in a tutu?
他离开了
He's gone.
他肯定感觉好多了就飞走了
He got better and flew away.
你♥他♥妈♥在干嘛
What the fuck are you doing?
我叫你去做事，你在搞什么
When I tell you to do
something, you do it!
那是什么东西
What is that?
不要
No.
你就像你妈一样
You're just like Mama.
脑子有屎
Shit for brains!
求求你帮帮我，求你了
Please help me. Please!
快点，快点
Hurry, hurry.
不要
No!
你觉得你♥他♥妈♥在干嘛，小子
What the fuck do you
think you're doing, boy?
马上滚蛋
Get out of here, now.
不行
No.
我之前就不该放过你
I should've done this a long time ago.
脑子有屎
Shit for brains!
哇哇哇哇哇
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
你确定要这样吗，杰伊，我
Are you sure about this, Jay? I...
我只想躲在后面
I think I'm just
gonna stand in the back.
拜托，给力点，小表弟
Oh, come on, little cuz.
只有软蛋才躲在后面
Only wimps stand in the back.
你需要历练
You need to experience
你要离扼杀者科克的狂怒近一点
the fury of Cock Strangler up close.
你会爱上那样的，小兄弟
You're gonna love this, little bud.
那是死亡重金属
It's death metal.
死亡重金属
D-E-A-T-H metal.
问候一下垃圾的地球人们
Greetings, puny earthlings.
我是罗德科克
I am Lord Cock,
这些都是我放纵而淫♥荡♥的仆从
and these are my servants
in cockering and debauchery.
和我们一起，我们是扼杀者科克
Together, we are Cock Strangler.
这第一首歌♥是
This first one is called
童子屎马特的《穿越时间》
Traveling Through Time
as Embryonic Fecal Matter.
杰伊，我觉得我该走了
Jay, I think I'm gonna get out of...
露易丝
Louise.
我希望你能想象一下你丈夫的脸
I'd like you to visualize
your husband's face.
我看到他了
I see him.
当我再次念你的名字的时
Now when I say your name again...
我希望你能看到我
I want you to see me.
你的史蒂文
Your Steven.
没有任何阻碍
No holding back.
不再害怕
Not anymore.
我很抱歉我伤害了你，露易丝
I'm sorry I hurt you, Louise.
你不觉得这声音听着很蠢吗
Do you even understand
how stupid that sounds?
保持冷静
Calm down.
没什么大碍
There is nothing
那样会伤害你的身体
that can hurt you physically.
医生，我们是怎么回事
Doctor, what's happening to us?
我们息息相关，露易丝
We are all connected, Louise.
甚至可以说，你和我
Specifically, you and I
在一瞬间我们已经融合了
are more connected
than most, at this moment.
我不想伤害你
I don't wanna hurt you.
那就停止伤害自己，露易丝
Then stop hurting yourself, Louise.
我爱你，露易丝
I love you, Louise.
我想修复这种情况
I wanna fix this.
你想修复这种情况
You wanna fix this...
你操了你的秘书
You fucked your assistant.
老天爷都知道操了多少次
God knows how many times.
我知道之后，你甚至邀请他来我家
And even after I found out,
you invited her into our home.
你还装作若无其事
对
- As if nothing had happened!
- Yes.
让他知道
Let him know.
表达出来
Communicate it.
统统的表达出来
Let it all go!
我把一切都给你了
I gave you everything.
你却做了什么
And what did you do?
你如此对我，如此对待我们
You shit on me.
You shit on us.
我每次想起你的脸
And every time I think of your face,
我都想朝你吐一口浓痰
I want to spit on you.
我要让你在死之前每天都记得
I'm gonna make sure that you
know every day, until you die,
你是多麽混♥蛋♥
what a shit you are.