快点 快点 快点
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
快点 快点 再快点
Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy.
快点 快点 动起来 来不及了
Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move.
走你 走你 走你
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
不 不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
嘴巴 翅膀 尾巴
Beak! Wing! Tail!
Nope, still can't fly.
I cannot believe this.
Up and over!
不 不 别喊
No, no, no, no.
Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown.
That's a loud... loud...
You're very scared of me.
Here, come here.
不要 好吧 那就算了
Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind.
Uh, happy hatchday!
Oh! Hi, pal.
You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late.
不 不 不
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
I'm not late. Look at the time.
See, the order said before noon.
Okay, now you're late.
- What? - Where have you been?
It's funny you ask. You see, I was...
You missed the party.
- What is that? - Oh, that.
Um, yes, see, I fell on the box.
Oh, the squirrel?
That's on us.
You know, I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box,
but, you know, I think I got a little bruise.
See anything back there?
Hear that, honey?
The clown we paid to be here
an hour ago fell on our son's hatchday cake.
That's why our son's hatchday party is ruined!
And the next time you mess up, don't tell me a story,
just take responsibility.
Hey, man, it wasn't a story.
"I'm a screwup that woke up late
And fell on the thing you paid for!"
It wasn't a story. I almost drowned.
Why don't we just settle this out
- and say the cake's on you. - You.
I'm sorry, it's on me?
Well, who else would it be on?
Well, you know, I...
I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked.
Rather than being on me, as you suggested,
this cake is on you!
So, you wanna hear a story?
I run my butt off, literally, mind you,
to get the "Gluten-free cake."
What the heck is gluten?
I mean, does gluten even exist?
Who are you?
Get outta here!
Already? But you're the only one that's had cake.
Oh, that's good stuff.
Anybody want to eat some cake off their dad or husband?
Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right?
Oh, wait. I almost forgot.
You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey
before I split, okay?
So, on a scale of one to three stars,
what would you say about my performance?
And don't forget, the squirrel was...
- Sorry about this! - No!
It's a boy!
Your Honor, our family has always
practiced natural childhatch.
The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great.
There was going to be music,
the nest was going to be full of beautiful, fresh-cut flowers.
And the first two faces he was going to see
were the loving faces
of his mother and his father.
We can never get that moment back.
Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw.
I mean, what are we talking about here?
He probably doesn't even remember me.
不 不 不 别说话
No, no, no. No. Shh. Shut up.
Ladies and gentlemen, am I a passionate bird?
Guilty as can be.
It was a quality cake.
Look, I worked very hard to get it there on time
and he wouldn't even try it!
Mr. Red, we are a happy, happy bird community.
Under the protection of Mighty Eagle,
我们工作 玩耍 欢笑 相爱
we work, we play, we laugh, we love,
and we live our lives free from conflict and strife, sir.
We love the sound of our own voice, too, evidently.
Perhaps you never heard the joke,
"Why don't birds fly?"
I'm gonna tell you why.
Because where else would we ever wanna go?
It gets me every time, guys!
Wow! Not a good joke.
So now, what am I to make of the likes of you?
There seems to be a recurring issue here.
I don't think I have an anger issue.
I think you got an anger issue.
Anger is a weed
growing in our garden.
And what do you do when you find a weed?
I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me.
You pluck it out!
Oh, my God.