This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat, we are under assault.
The engines are dead, life support failing.
Requesting aid from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up of Asgardian families.
We have very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat, this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved by the Great Titan.
You may think this is suffering.
It is salvation.
Universal scales tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
For even in death,
you have become Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
You talk too much.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have a preference.
Oh, I do.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
let the dark magic flow through me one last...
That was a mistake.
You're going to die for that.
My humble personage...
bows before your grandeur.
No other being has ever had the might...
nay, the nobility...
to wield not one, but two Infinity Stones.
The universe lies within your grasp.
There are two more stones on Earth.
找到它们 我的孩子 带去泰坦星上给我
Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan.
Father, we will not fail you.
If I might interject.
If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide.
I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
If you consider failure experience.
I consider experience experience.
我 洛基 阿斯加德王子
I, Loki, prince of Asgard...
the rightful king of Jotunheim...
god of mischief...
do hereby pledge to you...
my undying fidelity.
You should choose your words more carefully.
will never be...
No resurrections this time.
Seriously, you don't have any money?
Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
I'll tell the guys at the deli.
Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham on rye.
Wait, wait, wait. I think I have 200.
- Rupees. - Which is?
Buck and a half.
What do you want?
I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.
Thanos is coming.
Slow down, slow down.
- I'll spell it out for you. - You're totally rambling.
- No, I'm not. - You lost me.
Look, you know how you're having a dream,
and in the dream you gotta pee.
- Yeah. - Okay.
And then you're like, "Oh, my God.
"There's no bathrooms. What am I gonna do?
- "Oh, someone's watching." - Right.
- "Oh, I'm gonna go in my pants." - And then you wake up
and in real life you actually have to pee.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Everybody has that.
Right, that's the point I'm trying to make.
关于这一点 昨晚 我梦到我们生了个孩子
Apropos of that, last night I dreamt we had a kid.
It was so real.
We named him after your eccentric uncle.
Uh, what was his name?
-哦 -摩根 摩根
- Right. - Morgan! Morgan.
- So you woke up... - Naturally.
...and thought that we were...
- Expecting. - Yeah.
- Yes? - No.
I had a dream about it. It was so real.
If you wanted to have a kid...
you wouldn't have done that.
I'm glad you brought this up, 'cause it's nothing.
It's just a housing unit for nanoparticles.
You're not helping your case, okay?
No, this is detachable. It's not a...
You don't need that.
I know, I had the surgery.