- that's a little scary. - stop trying to wear me out.
I think-you know, you have a real hang-up with the term "stalker."
No, l just fail to see how you showing up at my museum evey day...
For, like, two weeks makes me the stalker...
When clearly it makes you the stalker.
最重要的是 记住 把手伸给我
The most important thing to remember here- hand, please.
These past two months...
Have really, truly been the happiest two months...
- of your life. -
-我爱你 -我也爱你 -给
- l love you. - love you too. - there you go.
等等 对不起 王八蛋
W-wait. excuse me. son of bitch.
I keep telling this guy no olives...
他还老是加橄榄 这是个问题 因为
And he keeps bringing me olives, and that's a problem because-
-你不喜欢橄榄 -我讨厌橄榄 我讨厌橄榄
-you hate olives. - l hate olives! l hate olives.
Don't move. l'm on it.
There. crisis averted.
You know, usually l would be completely disgusted...
With someone sticking their fingers into my drink, but with you,
not so much.
In fact, it, uh- mmm. it adds a certain melinda ''zestiness'' to it.
Well, we make a good team.
Yes, we do.
Well, l am going to go powder my nose.
Oh. do me a favor- if the waiter comes back...
Would you make sure there are no olives in my cake?
I like that.
思朋斯 思朋斯 好了 兄弟 是时候了
Spence! Spence. all right, man, it's time.
- time for what? - it's time for me to get engaged.
You were gonna put this in her sundae, remember?
-哦 对 钻石真漂亮
- oh, yeah. right. nice rock.
Oh. sorry. it was packed.
l just had to fight for a mirror.
Here we are. a sundae for the gentleman.
And chocolate cake for the lady.
实际上 我觉得是她点了圣代 我要了蛋糕
Actually, l think that she had the sundae and l had the cake.
Oh, okay, yeah. got it.
I'm glad you stalked me...
I never met anyone like you before...
And l, uh- l know that...
We've only been dating a little while, but...
I just feel like l have known you my-
My-my whole- my whole life.
Are you chewing that?
哦 我的天哪 上帝啊
Oh, my god! praise Jesus!
上帝啊 加尔文 我知道是你做的
Praise Jesus! oh, Calvin! l knew you'd do it.
Excuse me one second.Just wanna take that-
Just a little quick search for something.
All right. be right back.
-I'm calling mama. - hi. hi.
-对不起 我觉得有点小误会 -妈妈
- l'm sorry. l think there's been a mistake. - mama!
I'm getting married, mama.
-女士 女士 -不好意思 那戒指是我的
Ma'am? ma'am? pardon me. pardon me. that's my ring.
Hang on, mama.
May l help you?
L'm so sory, but l think the waiter...
Mistakenly brought you the wrong sundae.
You see, that-that's my grandmother's ring.
I think you better go sit over there before my fiance? here...
'whups' your ass.
要不这样 你们晚餐算我请 如何
Okay, how about l buy both of your dinners?
好吗 好 不过我得先把那个拿回来
Good? yes. except l'm gonna need that back though, so-
okay, baby, ''whup'' his ass!
-宝贝 这东西是 -这东西...
- uh, baby, the thing is- - the thing is...
I haven't waited 17 years on your sorry ass...
To let this white shadow come and spoil my engagement.
It's either you whup his ass, Calvin...
Or l'll whup yours.
Yeah. you need to go now.
-好吧 -妈妈 是的
- right. - mama? yes!
Ok，Um, how about-
戒指很漂亮 来人啊 抓贼啊
It's beautiful. Theif，they help!
give me my ring!
Give me my ring!
Well, this wasn't exactly what l had planned.
Look. l know we haven't been together long...
But you know when something just feels right...
And you don't want that feeling to end?
行了 罗密欧 留着对你狱友讲吧
Okay, Romeo, save it for your cell mate.
等下 克莱希 让他说完
Whoa. Clancy. give the kid a minute.
-thank you. - no problem.
Long story short. l love you.
- l love you. - will, uh-
Will you, uh-
-愿意嫁给我吗 -是的 我愿意
- will you marry me? - yes, l will marry you.
Okay. congrats and all that.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
I'm gonna go now.
Dude, are you fuckin' with me?
Congratulations'' might be the more appropriate response here, Derek.
You've only dated her for two months.
I've had this cold sore longer than that.
This coming from a guy who's been married three times.
Have you learned nothing from me, man?
I am a cautionary tale.
I am Jesus. l have suffered for your sins.
please let that be a fart.
耶 宝贝 看到了吧 窝囊废
Yeah, baby! suck it, losers.
Okay.that was definitely not a fart.
l think that ''biatch'' is feeding this thing indian food just to screw with me.
Yeah, you did a poop.
Any of you need changing?
-Hey, where's, uh，where's Seth? he's up.
He's looking for a ball. didn't have time to stop at home and get his.
We're in a bowling alley. how hard is it to find a ball?
All right! I'll take it!
抱歉 伙计们 今晚我进伤病名单
Sorry, fellas. l'm on the d.l. tonight.
I don't think there's a disabled list for rec league bowling, buddy.
Ron, how can you abandon me with these two losers?
I'm not abandoning anybody.
Just 'cause l'm getting married doesn't mean l'm not gonna be here for
Or fishing weekend or jason's biannual ''porno palooza.''
You know, nothing's gonna change.
Yeah. well, that's what l thought.
Now if you'll excuse me, l gotta get little shit machine...
Back to his gold-digging whore of a mother, huh?
Hey, don't forget your ball.
I was talking with the mayor...
And l put a bug in his ear about having the reception at the opera house.
你知道 妈妈 我们想搞个简单的婚礼
You know, mom, we were thinking of having a small, simple wedding.
We're not Amish.
l'll get it.
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