First, he rides my coattails with the R rating.
Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying.
What a dick.
Well, guess what, Wolvie?
I'm dying in this one, too.
To understand why I took a cat-nap
on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel...
I need to take you back
to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago.
I'd gone international,
taking out mass murderers, gangsters,
People nobody would touch. Except me.
I'm gonna touch them all over.
Hey, it's Gail calling.
Love the shiny suit.
Really brings out the sex trafficker in your eyes.
I don't speak Cantonese, Mister...
Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that.
But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so...
Which literally translates to...
I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker.
Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's.
I am so sorry.
I thought this was an anal-bleaching party.
Don't worry. You're not going to die.
Although these will kill you.
Hit it, Dolly.
I'm merely a vessel for the Lord.
Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
Do not go in there!
Let's see Captain America do that.
天啊 天啊 暂停 暂停
Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out!
Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye.
Oh, that's so gross.
Looks like you left a little landing strip there.
I like it.
My world tour brought me home
to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov.
But we'll get to him in a moment.
'Cause I know what you're thinking.
"I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home."
But that's where you'd be wrong.
That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now...
and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film.
And every good family film starts with a vicious murder.
《小鹿斑比》 《狮子王》 《电锯惊魂7》
Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7.
Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire.
那可不是电脑特效 伙计们 他真的着火了
That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire.
Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right?
But this guy?
He was one of the worst of 'em.
Hurry up and open this fucking door,
and let's kill this motherfucker!
Ugh. So gross.
A panic room? Really?
Can you come out?
I really have to go. It's my anniversary.
Over and over, I hear people say,
"I just don't have enough confidence."
Listen, confidence is not something you have.
It's something you create.
And you can create it at any moment in time.
A sense of confidence is nothing
but a sense of power within yourself...
a sense of certainty that you can pull something off.
Start the fucking car!
Start the fucking car!
Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him!
Oh, I shit my pants.
Actually, that may have been me.
Oh, mission accomplished?
Oh, in a George W. Sort of way.
Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever.
Oh, you're living the dreams, DP.
It has been quite the run, Dopinder,
and who'da thought?
Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus.
Passion of the Christ, then me.
At least domestically.
We beat them overseas,
where there's no such thing as religion.
I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy.
Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks.
- I want to fill my... - Pockets?
What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey?
Can't maintain an erection
without buying shoes online?
I've never experienced that last one.
Talk to me, Goose.
I was going to say "Soul". I want to fill my soul.
我想有所归属 就像你 死先生
I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir.
You never cease to surprise me.
You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary.
We all need a sense of belonging.
We all need a genuine sense of home.
- A place in this world. - I want to become a contract killer.
I'm sorry. What did you say?
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu
and threatened him with great violence?
You kind of killed him.
And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?
Don't want to.
When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood
for the first time...
and she looked up at his smooth,
handsome face and said...
"I want some more."
Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
I'll never not picture that.
But I can't wait to never speak of this,
as soon as possible.
Dopinder, it's me again.
Look, a saner man might discourage you
from joining the deadly merc business...
what, with your concave chest
and your paper towel tube arms.
But you're an eagle...
and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar.
You gotta grab those dreams,
grab those dreams by the dick tip...