这里是自♥由♥城
This is Free City.
鞋 店
你好 盖, 您的当余额为：
服务器机房♥!
失控 玩家
看看这家伙 戴墨镜的家伙
Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.
戴墨镜的个个都是英雄
And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.
他们无所顾忌 穿梭在这座城市
They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
你真性感
You are so hot.
哦 我知道
Oh, I know.
看到了吗 那甚至不是他的车
See? That's not even his car.
也不是他的妞
Or his wife.
新任务
抢 劫 银 行
新任务
抢 劫 银 行
医疗包
但对于这些戴墨镜的人来说 他们可以为所欲为
For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
他们做着各种任务
They go on all sorts of missions.
留着很酷的发型 穿着很酷的衣服
They got cool hair, cool clothes.
我是说 这儿法律甚至都不算是真正的法律 更像是一些温和的建议
I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions.
就比如说 那个家伙肯定不会归还那辆车的
Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.
更不会归还那个漂亮的妞
Or that nice lady.
明白我的意思了吗 这就是英雄
See what I mean? Hero.
我叫盖 我住在天堂
My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
早上好 元宝
Good morning, Goldie.
我们一直都住在自♥由♥城
I've lived here in Free City my whole life.
我有个最好的朋友还养了条金鱼
I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,
我在银行工作
and I work at the bank.
男人的快乐就是如此简单
What more could a guy want?
星期天的天气应该会很温和 阳光灿烂
Sunday should be warm and sunny
只有少许的车辆路过
with just a scattering of drive-bys.
今天是去海滩玩的好日子 但不要去刺客海滩
Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,
该区域正在遭受
which will be mined and sprayed with high-caliber fire
一架被盗的武装直升机疯狂扫射...
from a renegade gunship stolen by...
每天早上
And every morning,
我都会用一杯最美味的咖啡 来开始我的新生活
I start my day with the most delicious coffee
这绝对是全世界最最最美味的咖啡
in the whole, wide, whole world.
中杯咖啡 加奶油 加两块糖
Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你真懂我
You know it. Mmm.
嗯
Mmm!
有点烫了
That is unexpectedly hot.
天啊 太美味了
Jeez, that's good.
仿佛破处了感觉一般 但这是对我嘴巴而言
It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.
谢谢你用爱做出的美味咖啡
Thank you for making this with such love.
不用谢
You're welcome.
约翰尼警官
Officer Johnny!
祝你今天开心 盖
Have a good one, Guy.
不是开心 是超级开心的一天
Don't have a good day, have a great day!
搞什么
Hold the fudge.
还没有人买♥♥下那双豪华运动鞋吗 我今天一定要买♥♥下
You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed up those bad boys? Today is the day.
你每天都这么说 -我马上就回来买♥♥
Like every other day. - I'll be back for those.
噢 还差点钱
Oh! So close.
嗯 这真是有史以来最棒的一杯咖啡
Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
我想为它写首歌♥
I wanna write a song about it.
我摇晃着我的身体随歌♥起舞
I wanna dance to that song with my body.
我热爱我的生活
I love my life.
能找到适合自己的位置待下去 真是非常有意义
There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.
所以他们称之为"舒适区" 因为太他妈的舒服了
That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.
哦 乔
Oh, Joe!
每周一都是这样 对吗 乔
Mondays, am I right, Joe?
你说得对 盖 -是的
You said it, Guy. - Yeah.
在自♥由♥城 我拥有我需要的一切
In Free City, I have everything I need.
我不会祝你们今天开心...
Don't have a good day...
我要祝你们今天非常开心
have a great day.
谢谢
Thank you.
保重
Take care.
除了一件事
Except one thing.
看起来真幸福
Seem happy.
哦 拜托 别担心了 盖 你也会找到你的真命天女的
Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
哦 没事的 巴德
Oh, it's okay, Bud.
感觉我一直都在找她 你知道吗
Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
也许缘分还没到
Maybe it's not meant to be.
所有人都趴在地上
Everybody down on the ground!
我知道我要找什么样的女人 -哦 让我猜猜
I know the woman I'm looking for. - Oh, let me guess.
一个有着离奇的幽默感的女人 -幽默感
A woman with an offbeat sense of humor. - Sense of humor.
对流行音乐非常痴迷
An obsession with feel-good diva pop.
流行音乐 是的 没错
Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
她在我脑子里租了间房♥子一直住在里面不会离开了
She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.
你知道吗 我也不想让她离开
And you know what? I don't want her to.
你知道吗 她既不会住进你的脑子 也不会离开
Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.
知道为什么吗 因为这个人根本不存在
You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.
她只是个幻想 是幻想 -太残忍♥了 你太残忍♥了
She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.
你太烂了 烂透了 -我是说实话而已
You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real.
别逞英雄 很快就会结束
Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
那你觉得下班后一起海滩上喝啤酒怎么样
So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?
好啊 下班后我们一起去海滩喝啤酒
Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
这就是我要的幸福感
That makes me so happy.
我也是
Me too.
你有什么发现吗
What have you got?
神秘等级的证据 这就是你要找的 对吧
Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?
你是有录屏还是截图
You got a video or a screen grab?
都没有 但是我知道谁有
Nope. But I know who does.
你知道我对浪费我时间的人会做什么吗
Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?
哦 哇 哦 看来某人是想玩玩
Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
嘿 你真的是英国人 还是用了变♥声♥器♥
Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?
因为也许我们可以晚点再见面
'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
我可不想参观你妈妈的地下室 谢谢
I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
冷笑话吗
Got jokes, huh?
我这有张地图显示了他藏身之所的位置
Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.
不知道你能否进去 但如果你进去了 56号♥剪辑可能会让你感兴趣
Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.
现在 我有个问题
Now, I got a question.
这段视频到底有什么特别之处
What's so special about this video clip anyway?
特别之处就是 我会杀了对此好奇的人
What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.
嗯 我明白了 有趣 真有趣
Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.
妈的 姑娘 你真是活泼啊
Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
但说真的 这算是掠夺还是只是为了获得更多经验?
But seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?
你还是好奇了
Those are questions.
你看到上一个抢劫犯穿的运动鞋了吗
Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?
两点半那个?
The 2:30?
不 四点那个
No, the 4:00.
四分之三高的华丽泡沫鞋底
The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.
当他踩到我的脸时 我几乎都没有感觉
I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
哦 天哪 -哇
Oh, man. - Wow.
大城市的生活 一点也不像
Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
把它给我
Give it to me!
看起来要下雨了
Looks like rain.
有人看到我的猫了
Has anyone seen my cat?
你知道吗 盖 人们总是会这样形容
You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like,
"这家伙是我认识的人中最擅长把鞋子踩在我脸上的人"
"Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."
我的意思是 那种感觉就像 好像不是一只鞋踩在你的脸上
I mean, when you put it on there, you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
我不会祝你今天开心 我会祝你今天非常开心
Don't have a good day, have a great day.
我喜欢这首歌♥
Love that song.
那是新歌♥
That's a new one.
嘿
Hey!
就是她
That's her.
谁啊
Her who?
我的梦中情人 巴迪
That's my dream girl, Buddy.
她真的存在
She exists.
我要去和她谈谈 -哇 哇
I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等等 伙计 她戴着墨镜
Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
所以呢
So?
什么叫 "所以呢"
Whatcha mean "so?"
戴墨镜的人是不会和我们这样的人聊天的
So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.
你知道的 -我得试一试