Oh, fuck yeah.
Why's your door closed, Maxie?
爸 我六年级了 有时候要保护隐私
Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes.
Oh. Look, I'm heading to the airport.
Be back in two days.
Please be nice to your sister,
help your mom, and do not touch the drone.
-不会的 再见 -我认真的好吗
- I won't. Bye. - I'm serious, okay?
-那不是玩具 是我工作用的 -好
- It's not a toy. It's for my work. - Yep.
一路顺风 爸爸再见 爱你哦
Safe flight. Bye, Dad. Love you.
谢谢 过来抱一下 小家伙
Thank you. Hey. Come give me a hug, bud.
I'll give you two hugs when you get back.
I get it.
- Why are you smiling? - Well, you're just growing up.
-我好激动 -并不是 别笑了
- It's exciting to me. - It's not. Stop smiling.
I remember bringing you home from the hospital
like it was yesterday.
Now here you are, sexually masturbating yourself.
-我真没有 -没事 没事的
- No, I effing wasn't! - Hey, it's cool, fool.
It's like you got a new toy... The best toy in the world...
And you just want to keep playing with it.
I don't know.
I just want you to know I'm proud of you.
好了 你继续吧 回头见
Okay, do your thing. I'll see you later.
Love you. See you in two days.
Amy, you are not gonna believe this.
Yo, guys, check this out.
My babysitter told me everyone in sixth grade gets hand jobs.
What's a hand job?
It's when a girl jerks you off until you "coom."
And then it's your job to clean it up.
- I don't think it's "coom." - Yeah.
身 寸 "色"
Middle school's way more intense than elementary.
If we're gonna get through this, we need to stick together.
Bean Bag Boys for life.
Are your friends jelly you're dating a college guy?
Some of them, I think.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
-要帮忙吗 -撤退 撤退
- Can I help you? - Retreat! Retreat!
Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself!
快点 快走 快走
Hurry! Go, go, go!
You know those fucking guys?
Ha ha! No one can stop the Turzan of Uzkara.
Lucas, keep it in the case.
Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.
600 now. I checked.
- $600? - We're millionaires!
Do you guys want to maybe go to
the skate park tomorrow after school?
I know what cocaine is.
Annabelle, get out of here.
Bean Bag Boys only.
I heard, at the skate park,
the older kids will make you take drugs.
We'll never do drugs.
They destroy lives and communities.
You have no choice.
Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother.
快点 上楼去 注意点
Come on, go upstairs. Now... Hey.
好了 沙包男孩 快点结束了
All right, Bean Bag Boys, finish up.
It's a school night.
Lights out, 8:30.
What? You said 8:45.
Hey. Finish up.
I don't think I want to go to the skate park.
We're in sixth grade now.
We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?
- Hi. - Oh, my God!
This park is fucking lit.
Yo, guys, the Scooter Squad is here.
You know who's really good at burns?
- He's so funny. - Atticus L?
骂人我能甩他一条街 对吧 麦克斯
I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max?
So, are you gonna give Brixlee the necklace you made her?
No, shut up. It's... I haven't put it in the kiln yet.
You always have an excuse.
Thor, you never talk to girls.
Girls are a distraction.
Rock of Ages auditions are in two days.
《摇滚年代》 美国舞台剧 后改编成电影
♪ 我可不想受约束 ♪
♪ And I don't want to be tied down ♪
Max, come here.
People are saying you made Brixlee
a necklace in art class.
Nice try, but I don't talk about
my art projects before they're finished.
If she had a crush on you,
would you admit you had a crush on her?
Does she have a crush on me?
I don't know. I've never asked her.
- See you tomorrow. - Bye.
So, how'd it go, lover boy?
Uh, she might know about the necklace.
Veggie lasagne for dinner?
Everything's coming up Lucas.
I'll see you guys at school.
Bye. Be safe.
滑板车小子 滑板车小子 装酷
Yo, Scooter Boys. Scooter Boys. Act cool.
装酷 好 好的
Act... Act cool. Okay, okay, okay.
What's up, Atticus?
You guys want to see something cool?
What are we up to? What are we doing?
We're gonna sip a beer.
- Scared? - No.
I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer.
得了吧 纪录是索伦的 三口
Bitch, please. Soren has the record. Three sips.
- Three sips? - Three sips.
I'm already feeling something.
Careful. It's hot.
Are you gonna drink it or not?
I forgot. I have musical auditions this Friday.
They drug-test for beer.
Thor, just admit you're a scared little-wittle baby.
No, I'm not.
Want us to put the beer in a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup?
- No. - Sippy Cup.
-骂得爽 阿提奎斯 -哪里爽了
- Amazing burn, Atticus. - It's not a good burn.
His dad has two DUls and has to take the train to work.