We've got a problem.
-网络攻击 -是的 首相
- A cyber attack? - Yes, Prime Minister.
Took me two bottles of wine
and half a packet of sleeping pills to finally nod off.
And you wake me
because some fat-fingered hacker's pinched your PIN number?
Well, it's a little more serious than that, Prime Minister.
The identities of every one of our serving agents
have been exposed.
-是谁干的 -还不确定 长官
- Who's doing this? - We're not sure, ma'am.
So one week before I host my first G12 Summit,
Britain's entire security apparatus has been taken down
and you know absolutely nothing?
差不多是这样 长官 没错
That does pretty much sums up the situation, ma'am, yes.
Well, you better get someone on it and find me some answers!
是的 但问题就在这里 我们没有特工了
Yes, but that's the problem. We don't have any agents left.
They've all been outed.
So bring back an old one!
All units, this is Juliet Echo.
Stand by for target coordinates.
目标已锁定 重复 目标已锁定
Target acquired. Repeat, target acquired.
Now then, what have we here?
Never mind, Baggaley.
Your concealment and camouflage work is definitely improving.
Thank you, sir.
You, too, lbadulla.
Excellent. That is a first-class man-trap.
- Six house points. - Yes!
Right, let's get back to school
before matron notices you're missing.
And don't worry, there aren't any more booby traps.
Apart from this one, of course.
We haven't seen him, sir.
And that's camouflage.
The welfare of your children is our paramount concern.
They're never exposed to any unnecessary risk,
I assure you.
I think that's an "F" for your bomb disposal coursework,
"You're looking particularly beautiful tonight."
You're looking particularly beautiful tonight.
-祝你学期假愉快 老师 -谢谢
- Have a good half-term, sir! - Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Are you seriously telling me this is all we've got?
Most of them are either dead,
having hip operations
or recovering from prostate surgery.
Before your briefing,
we'll need you to re-sign the Official Secrets Act.
Thank you very much.
Any of you gentlemen remember this?
Ooh, the Mont Blano Blaster. Haven't seen one of those for years.
Take the cap off and, if memory serves,
you've 20 seconds to replace it
or it detonates with the force of a stun grenade.
Teas on the left, gentlemen.
And coffees on the right.
Oh, damn it, I forgot my pills.
Here, have some of mine.
Scotch whisky, single malt?
Thank you very much.
Here, let me help you with that.
Ooh, this one just needs a little top-up of hot water.
I'll be right back.
Man's a divot of the first order.
Someone should put him out of his misery.
Along with whoever furnished this room.
Ah, good morning. Sorry to keep you.
Are the others here?
They, um... They nodded off.
And who are you exactly?
- Johnny English. - Well...
You'll leave immediately.
My people will give you the full briefing en route.
Oh, is there anything you need?
Yes, nerve gas nasal spray, a type-four exoskeleton...
You should probably start a list.
And a garroting watch, with a rubber strap,
not the steel bracelet
because the links get caught in the little hairs on my wrist.
Oh, and I'll also need a Bough.
What's a Bough?
Wonderful to see you!
Yes, all right, Bough.
We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
Yes, of course, sir.
I think it's the pin of your buckle, sir.
It's caught on my jumper.
Yes, I can see what's wrong, Bough.
If you go to your left and I'll go to my right.
I'm sorry, no,
if you go to your right and I'll go to my left.
不对 我顺时针方向走 你逆时针方向走
No. If I go clockwise and you go anti-clockwise...
不对 好像勾得更紧了 长官
Er, no, I think that's making it worse, sir.
I'm surprised that didn't work.
早上好 长官 您的特工激活包准备好了
Good morning, sir. I have your agent activation pack here.
4.7-inch retina HD display.
精密的装置 它会发射什么 毒飞镖吗
Ingenious. And what does it shoot? Poison darts?
It doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone.
There's a Twitter handle, lnstagram feed
and secure login for the department Uber account.
What's he on about, Bough?
I need a weapon. Not a box of gobbledygook.
I think, uh, wh-what Agent English is getting at, sir,
is all this is highly trackable.
But since we're dealing with a very sophisticated,