This better be an emergency.
Yeah, of course I'm still coming.
I'm still in group, obviously.
Which is why I'm on the other end of the phone talking to you.
I'm hanging up now.
好吧 今晚就先到这吧 各位
Okay. Let's call it a night there, team.
大家都很努力 真的 真的很棒
Great work, everyone, really. Really terrific.
And Lucy, remember what we said
about the stalking, yeah?
Now, I'm away for a few days now in London,
but remember, next week is my final meeting,
so be sure to get yourselves down here
'cause I might even bring some cake, yeah?
Great. Great work.
Crowds gathered in central London today
to get a glimpse of the popular US senator John Kyle,
who is heavily tipped to become the next
President of the United States of America.
In a statement issued by...
You scared me.
- It wasn't my fault. - What wasn't?
Look, I know how you can get,
and I'm just telling you up front.
Oh, you know how I get?
Two more, please.
It wasn't my fault, is all I'm saying.
Look, I've been working for you for a while, mister,
- I just want you to know that I tried. - I know.
我真的 真的 真的尽力了
I really, really, really tried.
- Jade. - What?
Why is the senator on TV?
You ever have one of those days?
I'm having one right now.
Was the schedule wrong?
不 不 时机刚刚好
No, no. The schedule's perfect.
Then what happened?
It's actually kind of a funny story.
You'll laugh when I tell you.
Then tell me.
You ever heard of Sunset Boingo?
-No. - I used to moonlight there.
I started off as a bartender.
老板是我朋友 是个好人 挺可靠的
A friend of mine, good guy, solid man,
he let me sleep on his couch
and I was doing the whole freeloader thing,
'cause my girlfriend, she broke up with me.
I forget why.
Something about, like, "You're not listening," or something...
- I was in a rush. - Tell me what happened.
I'm trying to tell you.
So anyway, I was in a rut and I'm doing the bartender thing
and then they asked me if I wanted to be a bouncer.
And at first, I was like, "Bouncer?"
I thought that was like a demotion or something
until I found out that bouncers make $5,000,
sometimes $6,000 in a weekend.
我就说 哟 算我一个 当保安咯
And I was like, "Yo, sign me up. Bouncer."
Around this time, I'm also...
I started fucking this waitress.
My first night out,
I'm with this other dude Myles,
and-and Myles was this big guy, huge.
He could bench-press, like, five of me.
As we started talking, it became pretty clear
that the waitress that I was fucking
was the same waitress he was fucking.
And he was definitely pretty serious about that, so, um...
the joking didn't last very long and neither did the fight.
So you got your ass kicked by a bouncer
at a club called Sunset Boingo.
- Maybe. - And why should I care?
Because Myles doesn't work for Sunset Boingo anymore.
In fact, Myles doesn't even work in the States anymore.
Yeah, he's now working at W.
Here in London.
And he was there today?
- Oh, yeah. - And he recognized you.
not at first.
What do you mean, not at first?
我是说 我在排队等着 我正要进去
Well, I mean, I was waiting in line and I was about to get in
and then I see Myles from Sunset Boingo and I was like, "Yo!"
So you said something.
I mean, I didn't think
that he would hold a grudge after all these years.
And he kicked you out.
You know what the really shitty part is?
I made a good-faith gesture, a show of friendship.
- Bygones being bygones. - Hold on. Hold on.
Three years ago, you pissed off a bouncer
by sleeping with his girlfriend.
Tonight, you ran into that same bouncer
who didn't recognize you at first,
but then you made a show of friendship,
after which he kicked you out of the place
you were supposed to set up the shot.
I can't ask you any more questions tonight, Jade.
Not just because the clock is ticking,
but I hate being in the field
and I hate asking questions,
'cause it means I don't have the answers,
and when I don't have the answers,
it usually means I'm gonna be away
from the comfort of my armchair even longer.
So with all due respect, and I appreciate you being a lady,
does that just about summarize every fucking thing that happened?
It's the really short version, but yeah.
I'm waiting for you to get to the part where it isn't your fault.
There's a lot riding on this tonight, Jade.
A lot of interested parties. Many vested interests. You...
You understand what I'm saying?
No, I'm not upset.
No. People much more important than me get to be upset.