Nothing, I just, I still feel like this
is a lot of house for two people.
Well, who says it only has to be the two of us.
Let's get started.
Come in here.
Okay, be right there.
I think this batch is contaminated
with a wild yeast infection.
Oh, I'll give you a wild yeast inf-- no.
I think you did one time.
Here we go. Come on.
Is this one of these blue plus things?
No, it's one of the digital ones.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's no big deal.
Look, we're gonna get pregnant.
I know it. I can feel it.
- I promise you, all right? - Mm-hmm.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
And look at the bright side,
you get to get hammered at the wedding.
Yeah, that's almost exactly the same.
So, tell me the good news.
Did you tell your mother
you're taking a pregnancy test?
She memorized my ovulation schedule.
Oh, yeah, sure, that's normal.
How is that possible?
Oh, my God, I don't wanna talk about it.
Are you using the ovulation strips that I bought you?
Okay, not here.
I just want you to know that
I've been praying to St. Rita for you both.
Do you know who St. Rita is, Johnny?
No, I don't know who that is.
She's the patron saint of impotence.
-抱歉 什么 -阳痿
- What now? - Impotence.
听我说 伯德 我没有阳痿
Okay. Bird, I am not impotent.
Never have been, I never will be.
-磐石般坚硬 次次都是 -别说了
- Rock hard, every time. - Oh, take it down, please
That's the problem because I have to take it down.
-它一直抬着头 -行了 这是我妈
- It's always up. - Okay. She's my mother and--
-你跟她说 -对 每次都硬成石头
- Can you tell her? - Yeah, rock hard, every time.
St. Rita is the patron saint
of infertility, not impotence.
无论如何 想想你♥爸♥ 愿他安息
Anyway, just remember that your dad, God rest his gentle soul,
you know, he died without ever knowing
if his bloodline would continue.
That is a terrible thing to say.
I just wanna be able to hold a grandchild
-抱抱孙辈 仅此而已 -行了
- before I die, that's it. - Okay, well, look...
Where does she think she is?
Is she chewing gum?
Yikers, aye, what is she wearing?
Oh, a tip I forgot to give you earlier.
Next time after you're done, um, performing
you should raise Katie's hips in the air.
That's what I did. That's how she was conceived,
'cause we raised my hips in the air and then that way
gravity pulled his semen right into my uterus.
-好的 谢了 伯德 -老天
- All right, thank you, Bird. - Oh, my God.
We'll just have her do a handstand, how's that?
Well, it's just helpful. It's just a helpful thing.
Looks like Uncle Paulie is going
to kill somebody right now.
Actually, I think he's doing pretty well...
considering her situation.
-什么情况 -得了吧 你知道的
- What situation? - Come on, you heard.
Young couple, short engagement.
So now you know.
I used to babysit Jill.
And now she's pregnant before me. I just...
- Sorry, um. - No.
Just tell me something good.
Well, for one, you're super hot.
You looked beautiful tonight.
And second... I stole three bottles of champagne from the bar.
Don't touch my stuff.
Could your kids maybe not break everything in my garage?
Oh. Kids, knock it off.
What they'd say?
Uh... He said he's very sorry
and she said she loves her uncle very much.
You have no idea what they said, do you?
I feel terrible.
We're totally invading your house, aren't we?
- Huh? - We're ruining your cozy Sunday.
Oh stop it, we love it when you guys come visit.
Say, how's the software update comin'?
That's why you're here,
- you're checking up on me. - What?
No. Just making small talk with my little bro
and getting a lot of heat from the higher ups.
You know, we've presold a lot of this software John, so.
I got a few more tweaks to make,
and then I'll give it to you, all right?
What the hell are you wearing, by the way?
Right? My new motorcycle jacket.
- You love it. - I don't.
- You don't own a motorcycle. - Not yet.
But after this month's commission check I will.
Gordon, you had training wheels until you were 13.
John, don't worry about me, bro.
Huh, I got the best helmet money can buy
and I gotta take a state mandated safety course.
You gotta see this hog I got.
Loud pipes save lives.
I hate motorcycles. I hate everything about them.
I mean, he's really gonna do that though?
I dunno, I guess.
Didn't he somehow break a leg playing poker.
Last month he found a gray peepee hair.
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