Four years ago, Nick and Audrey Spitz
solved some of the most high-profile murders of the century.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Should we pull it out? - No, it's a foot-long knife.
I'll put it back in.
Don't put it back.
Like many overnight success stories,
Nick and Audrey immediately quit their jobs
and poured their life savings
into pursuing a career as private investigators.
Yeah. - Would you excuse me?
Mm. Yes, not a problem.
Are you kidding me right now with those potato chips?
Are you seriously yelling at me? I watched you eat two shrimp cocktails.
Stop distracting me. Okay?
Unfortunately, it's not going very well.
Men get to a certain stage in their life. It's nothing to do with you.
Not all men.
No, but-- - Don't get mad at me for this.
You've been cheating on me, Ron.
Really? After 25 years?
I've been going out on my own so I could plan a surprise wedding anniversary.
No, that's so sweet! - That's...
Come on. I love you. - I'm so sorry.
Excuse us, you guys.
If you don't mind just paying this bill,
we'll be out of your lovebuggin' hair.
A bill? You're billing her? - Yeah, no.
We made a deal--
You were hitting on me!
I was undercover. -Pretend--
This keeps getting better and better.
With business struggling, Nick and Audrey
could only pray for a miracle...
You better run!
...that someone close to them
would be killed.
Honey, honey, honey. Hey!
Can't you put on beach waves or something nice?
The whale noises help me fall asleep.
You took away my Ambien, so... - You know why?
Remember the last time you took Ambien?
You went sleepwalking into the lobby
wearing my underwear, and then you started watering the couch.
I don't remember doing that.
Look. Doorman took a picture. It's my screen saver.
Uh, that's somebody else. - Okay.
听我说 宝贝 如果你睡不着
Listen, baby, if you can't sleep, um,
we could try to, uh,
knock out a chapter together.
I read a few pages.
That guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
Honey, this is the guy that wrote the test.
The test you need to take to get licensed.
I was a real cop.
I don't need some piece of paper telling me I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing!
But we both agreed that it would help our business
if we just, you know, took the course.
Do you really think our business is struggling because of that?
I think we would get better clientele if both of us were licensed.
Only way to get better clientele is better marketing.
Better marketing? Like your floss business cards?
Yes. - Seriously? God!
It's called "disruptive marketing."
It's not disruptive. It's confusing. We're not dentists. We're--
I can talk louder than the sound machine.
Honey, come on!
Fine. Forget it.
Do you not wanna do this anymore?
I do. I wanna do this. It's just...
It's all we ever do is talk about work.
Do you know any couples who also work together that actually get along?
Billie Eilish and Finneas.
They're brother and sister.
Look, baby, I know this isn't what we pictured when we got into this--
What the hell is that?
Uh, it's my phone.
Yo! Rajah! Namaste. What's up, my brother?
[Maharajah] Yo! What are you doing, Nicky Nick?
Are you mowing your lawn or something? What do I hear right now?
Yo, I'm chillin' on a Jet Ski, dog! [laughs]
On a Jet Ski and on the phone at the same time?
[Maharajah] Yo, Nick. Broski. My brosephus.
The Maharajah is getting married!
Oh, that's incredible!
Let me tell Audrey. Audrey!
He's getting married.
What? - Oh yeah.
Vik! Congratulations! We're so happy for you!
Thank you! She's a dime piece from Paris.
You know, where the Eiffel Tower is and shit.
I'm getting married this weekend on my new private island.
I want you and Nick to come, all expenses paid.
I need to see you two ballers out on the dance floor busting a nut!
"Busting a move," you mean.
Nah, dude, I got...
Did you hear "all-expenses-paid"?
We have to work this weekend. - I gotta say, I could use a getaway.
Remember what happened last time we went on a getaway?
Yeah, some people died.
Not s-- A lot of people.
You think five people dying's a lot?
All right. Hold on. Just gonna think for a second.
She's caving in. - Okay, so...
She's caving in. - Just wait.
No. Go ahead.
Okay, I do agree.
I think we could both use a little bit of a break.
A break? - From all this.
Just no work for a minute, you know? - Not--
It's-- - No. For at least a weekend.
The whole weekend. We can... Let's not... Let's just...
Our minds need the no work.
I can't talk-- - I got chills! Goosebumps!
'Cause we're gonna do this, aren't we?
Wow. How about that. Mm-hmm. - Such a good decision.
You like the view, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz?
Oh. You know what? Excuse me. I'm so sorry. It's...
We're Nick and Audrey Spitz. It's, um...
But, yes, it's a gorgeous view.
Would you like some music, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz?
We're the Spitzes not the Shitzes. Okay?
Yes, I have some Pitbull or, uh, Taylor Shitz.
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