比如愤怒 惊喜 恐惧
If you're here
it's because you love Marvin and Liza very much.
At least one of 'em.
And you wanna share in their happiness.
I know I do.
丽莎 查理 库博
Liza... Charlie, Cooper
I wanna thank you for trusting me with this ceremony.
I consider it a very high honor and a privilege
and I know your dear departed parents
Jerry and Barb, would have approved.
And just as important, tipped me handsomely.
-你还好吗 兄弟 -没事没事
- You alright, buddy? - Yeah. Yeah.
- Think unhappy thoughts. - Okay.
Dolphins caught in tuna nets.
-叙利亚 -很好 坚持住 好吗
- Syria. - Good. Hang in there, alright?
Remember, 50% of marriages end in divorce.
My God, that's depressing.
What the hell?
That's their brother Charlie.
Apparently, he's got some disease
where he passes out when he's happy.
That's a thing?
Or else he's just an asshole.
I... I first met Liza
when she was smaller than a butternut squash.
Charlie and Cooper paraded
their new baby sister into mass
like she was the Second Coming herself.
I swear they were, they were prouder
even than your mom and dad.
天哪 快点吧哥们 搞快点
Oh, Jesus. Hey, come on, man. Come on!
- Is he okay? - Uh, uh, Brian Wilson.
美国音乐家 制♥作♥人 罹患精神疾病
Vegan meat. Cosby.
美国谐星演员 作家教育家 音乐家和社会活动家
好吧 我们直接进入重点吧 行吗
Okay, let's go ahead and really drive it to the hoop now, okay?
-好的 我明白 -我们可准备好了
- Okay. No, I understand. - Okay. We're very ready.
Marvin, do you take Liza to be your wife?
To have and to hold, for better for worse
sickness, health, to cherish until death do you part?
And, Liza, do you do all that stuff too?
Then by the power vested..
...in the State of New York
and God, I pronounce you husband and wife.
No, no, no!
好了 没事 没事的 没事的
Okay! That's okay. That's okay. It's alright.
没关系 我来吧 是的 没事的
It's alright. I got it. Yeah, it's alright.
Hey, it lives.
What'd I miss?
They're on their way to Belize.
Check this out.
Before they left
Marvin presents Liza with this big box, right?
Makes a big deal out of it.
It's not jewelry,
not a day at the spa, lingerie.
It's travel pants with the zip-off legs.
I saw... I saw the arm come back.
I thought she was gonna punch him.
No more, man.
But she's alright.
Uncle Jeff stitched up her lip, and..
是啊 你把东西都搞砸了 兄弟
Yeah, you tore shit up, man.
That whole front row's gonna have PTSD.
She just looked so beautiful.
I... I couldn't stop the happiness.
Yeah. You won't even consider
trying that Zyrem, Xyrem stuff again?
It doesn't do any more for me than exercise, Cooper
and exercise doesn't make me wet the bed.
I just, you know..
I don't want you to die.
I'll be fine.
As long as there are no more weddings ever.
I can count on you for that, right?
Oh, I saw, uh, Marvin's sister,
Rita, checking you out.
- Was she now? - Yeah.
Must have a thing for fainters.
Ah, don't be so dismissive. Some chicks love a project.
I don't wear socks with sandals, Cooper.
I have an incurable neurologic condition.
Hey, but don't be all poopy about it.
♪ 日当照峰脚 ♪
♪ The sun came up with no conclusions ♪
♪ 花眠不觉晓 ♪
♪ Flowers sleeping in their beds ♪
♪ 墓传风语声 ♪
♪ This city's cemetery's humming ♪
♪ 晨曦知多少 ♪
♪ I'm wide awake it's morning ♪♪
Okay, come on.
Let me help. I'll help you.
Thank you so much.
Your baby sister married off.
- Mm-hmm. That gotta make you feel old.
Liza always did everything first.
When she was 12 years old
she pressured me into smoking a joint.
拜托 伙计 你就不想坠入爱河吗
Come on, man. Don't you wanna fall in love?
Oh, I wanna be in love, sure.
I... Ideally, I'd like to skip past the honeymoon phase
to the steady sharing deodorant phase.
Oh, you're killin' me, man.
I'm with you, Charlie.
It's important to find someone
that you can kind of forget is there
so that when they leave, it's like losing a cat.
No, that... that's not exactly what I..
You know, I... I need to be careful.
I need someone I can picture in sweatpants
just the right amount of mousy.
Do you listen to the Modern Love podcast?
-我不听 你听吗 -每次都不落
- I don't. You do? - Religiously.
There was a story the other day about a couple
where he was deaf and she was blind