This is gonna be tough.
My sister means a lot to me.
I feel incredibly lucky and blessed to have you
not only as my daughter but as my very best friend.
While Devery was growing up, many doubted
that the words "Devery" and "wedding"...
...would ever be used simultaneously.
If there's one important lesson my parents have taught me
to a great life and a happy marriage,
it's to always have a drink in your hand.
And since Seth is one of my best friends
and you just embarrassed Seth,
I got his back, and I'm about to embarrass Jillian.
And I saw Camille laugh, then I knew you were the one.
God bless you both. I love you.
I would like to propose a toast.
- Raise your glasses. - Cheers.
So... here you are...
You always said I'd be the first to go,
but...I guess this makes sense.
It's just like the sleepovers we used to have.
We were young...
- but we were kings. - Ben.
A group of guys trying to stay up as late as we could.
Nothing could make us surrender our freedom.
-本 -怎么了 爱丽丝
- Ben. - Yes. Alice.
Sorry, but I have a question.
Why is this whole thing about sleeping children?
It's an allegory. Can you just let me finish?
哦 原来是在打比方啊 那就太精彩了
Oh! Okay. Well, as an allegory, then this is amazing.
You promised you'd be supportive.
I am! I just told you it's amazing.
See, there are a couple of phases to every sleepover.
First there's the beginning of the night,
when everything's perfect
and it seems like no one's ever going to bed.
Then a few guys pass out, and everyone makes fun of them
for being weak and soft.
- Soft? - Okay.
But slowly, the rest pass out, and before you know it,
it's down to you and one other person.
That was always me and Matt.
Brothers in arms.
Well, that was fuckin' weird.
All right. The speech is good.
-是你太毒舌了 -不好意思 本
- You're just being a dick. - Um, I'm sorry, Ben.
Do you know what a best-man's speech is?
It is one man's heartfelt truth spoken publicly to another man
who happens to be getting married
and leaving me behind forever.
- Eesh. - I'm fine.
- Yeah? - I know how that sounded.
I'm fine. I'm happy for Matt.
-可不是嘛 -没骗你 我真挺高兴
- Clearly. - No, I-I really am.
And plus, I got someone to look forward to.
Jess Ramsey's in the house tonight.
Jess Ramsey. You know who she is.
Remember she came to visit our dorm freshman year?
She almost spent the night in my room.
We did that play in high school where we had to kiss,
but then, at the after-party, we actually kissed.
I'm really sorry, Ben.
I must have cleared out the memory of her
to make space for something else.
-好吧 刚才挺顺利的 -没错
- Okay. This has been great. - I agree.
But I think it's time for you to go back to your room.
I don't like my room.
I got to get to my best-man duties.
-走吧 -义务 什么义务
- Come on. - Duties? What duties?
照相 应酬 各种应酬
Pictures, mingling. There's a lot of mingling.
- Well, I've got zero duties. - Come on.
本 我是真心想帮你 好吗
Ben, I'm trying to help you, okay?
A wedding speech is just making people laugh.
This Ramsey girl doesn't want to hear
your weird, jealous sendoff for Matt.
I'm not jealous.
You're a little jelly.
You're a little jellybean. Boop-boop-beep.
好啦 拜拜 爱丽丝
Okay. Bye, Alice.
Your speech sucked.
Just tell them a funny story.
You'll thank me later.
But somehow Amanda still thought Matt was attractive after that.
So I'd like to raise a glass...
...to Matt and Amanda.
I love you guys so much. Congratulations.
-讲得太好了 -谢谢 过奖了
- Great speech. - Thank you. Appreciate it.
快过来 兄弟 真是太精彩了
Dude, get over here. That was amazing.
- Thank you so much! - You liked it? You liked it?
- Loved it. - Oh, good.
That was so good, Ben!
- Thank you. - Oh, my God.
Oh, it was so good.
I can't believe you told the hot dog story.
I had to tell it.
I'm sure Bubbe loved the hot dog story.
- I think she kind of did. - She had to hear it.
- Maybe? - All right.
Let's get that bride and groom out on the dance floor.
We'll see you in a second.
没问题 去吧 好好跳
Yes. Go. Go. Have fun.
-谢谢了 -兄弟 致辞说得真好
- Oh. Thanks, guy. - Dude, great speech.
Thank you. Thank you.
- There he is. - Best speech of the night.
Yeah. Thanks, guys, really.
Looks like it wasn't such a bad speech after all.
You changed the whole thing 'cause of me.
I saved the speech.
I'm a hero. Mm.
Did you get blackout while I was up there?
Did you get blackout when you were up there?
Ben, that was so good.
天呐 谢谢了 凯莉
Oh, my God. Thanks, Kelly.
- It was so sweet. - Really? It was?
Whoo. Watch out.
You're dancing all alone over here.
That's the name of my new book.
Hey. Hey. I know.
I have been so completely wrapped up