I don't trust you!
-撞到了 磕了一下 -继续啊你
- I hit it! I hit it! - Keep going!
Yeah I can't even remember.
-一开始是数学 挂了 -挂了
- First I had math... failed. - Failed.
Second I had... student success!
I got two credits in that class, asshole.
Yeah but it's student success.
you had to fail a class the year before to even get into that.
How do you fail summer school?
You failed so we're gonna send you to school to fail you again?
- Yeah. - That's a horrible idea.
- Have to be at school for... - Just bringing down my confidence.
You ever get a friend request
like they live in a different country?
Yeah you're like, how do I know you?
How did you even find me on Facebook?
I've never tried to add some Mexican person.
They always add me so I just say YOLO.
YOLO. So you add them up?
I add some Mexicans.
It's like "Oh yay this 50-year-old pedophile
wants to whack off to my profile picture!"
Maybe he can send me some awesome Mexican stuff.
Some awesome Mexican stuff...
He'll send you his taco.
- Fucking hurt! - No doubt.
- Ugh... - Alright you ready?
- I don't know. - Come on.
- You're probably way stronger than me. - He just did it.
You're way stronger than him...
as you can see.
- Just do it. - Ok.
- That's my boy. - Need help?
Thwart! Let's go again.
If you won't fight him, fight me.
-他比你壮 你比我壮 -没错
- He's bigger than you, you're bigger than me. - That is true.
So you have the unfair advantage there.
-好吧 -握手 开始
- Alright. - Shake hands. Let's do this.
-还好吗 兄弟 -没事
- You good man? - He's good.
Doesn't look too good.
谁在乎啊 不过是块石头 别娘炮了
Who cares? Like it's a rock, man. Stop being a pussy.
- Need help up? - How much blood is there?
Not much, you're completely fine.
- Keep going man. - No.
I just need you to walk me home.
- You need your sister to walk you home eh? - I guess so.
I guess so. Have fun with that.
I'm kind of dizzy.
Adam, what happened?
他有点 受伤了 从自行车上摔下了
He kind of got... hurt when he fell off his bike.
that looks so sore.
Where was your helmet?
- That's what I was saying. - Oh dear...
That's a Darwin prize here.
How can you not wear a helmet?
I was like making one of those really quick things
where you just don't need to put it on.
Yeah I do that in a car a lot too.
I'll be driving alone and I don't have the roof on
and I'm not wearing a seatbelt.
Sometimes I don't even put the engine in I just go.
So, do you live up here?
Uh no I'm actually just visiting for the summer.
-你每年暑假都来吗 -不 第一次
- You come up every summer? - No it's my first summer.
- Oh. - Yeah I'm visiting my grandma and my cousin.
Oh great yeah. We come up every summer.
This is the first time that we've uh...
Well we own this place now which is kinda nice.
Actually on the package of Ritz crackers there's instructions
on how to make a Ritz cracker apple pie.
There's no apples in it.
- Soggy crackers, cut in half. - Ew!
- Why didn't they just call it a Ritz cracker pie? - Exactly.
That's what I was about to say.
Why didn't they call it pecan pie?
- Why didn't they call it watermelon pie? - Write a letter!
Why are you asking me? I don't know!
Riley, what's your favourite kind of pie?
Ritz cracker apple.
What are you doing? You don't turn around
and destroy your homework like that. - It's stupid.
Well I don't care if it's stupid or not, you gotta get it done.
Let me borrow that.
It's because of our teacher.
I don't think it's the teacher's fault, I think it is your fault.
- I didn't do anything. - Exactly.
- Why do you think you failed? - I did work.
I didn't do anything wrong that's what I mean.
Like how did you pass? You're a retard.
- I guess I'm not. - That angers me.
你挂了两次了 不是一次 是两次
You failed twice. Not even once, 'twice'.
Well if you wanna sit here and keep being bored
那就接着说吧 接着哔哔 想出去吗
keep talking. Keep chirping. You wanna go outside?
You wanna go do something like you want?
Is that what you wanna do?
Then shut up and let me work. I gotta concentrate.
I gotta do something. Actually finish maybe. Ugh.
Yeah 'cause that's gonna happen.
This is ridiculous.
Kind of like your grades.
Fuck you man!
- Not in front of your grandmother. - Alright.
- Fuck. - You wanna count it down?
- Yeah that hurt a little eh? - Just a bit.
- Just a teensy weensy. - So what next?
Hurry up, he's coming!
Fuck you man!
- One egg left. - Don't waste it on these people's house.
What do you mean?
They're nice man, don't egg their house.
So? You know how many people we've egged that were probably nice?
Yeah but I like these people.
-我不喜欢 -别闹 把蛋给我
- I don't. - No kid, give me the fucking egg.
Fucking idiot. Get the fuck out of here.