Un poquito albino...
...my little angel pussy.
The best part of the city of Key West, Florida.
The most prolific poet of Key West, Florida.
So help me out, I'm gonna throw some fresh lines at you
from a little poem I am working on right now.
when I went to bed in Havana,
I was thinking about you,
I was thinking about you.
And I got up about 4:00 A.M.,
and I had to take a piss, as guys do,
and I looked down at my dick.
And I had such affection in my heart when I did...
knowing that it had been inside you twice today...
...made me feel... beautiful.
That's what I got.
Have a great night. Chase the moon.
♪ 妈妈 妈妈 海洋 ♪
♪ Mother, mother, ocean ♪
♪ 我听到了你的呼唤 ♪
♪ I have heard you call ♪
♪ 想在这片海上航行 ♪
♪ Wanted to sail upon your water ♪
♪ 自从我有三英尺高 ♪
♪ Since I was three feet tall ♪
Moondog is going to go get dinner.
♪ 是的 我是一个海盗 ♪
♪ Yes, I am a pirate ♪
Moby Dick, ladies!
I'm going to need a bigger boat!
See that? They don't even make these anymore.
♪ 我走私过一些玩意儿 ♪
♪ I've done a bit of smuggling ♪
♪ 我运够了那些大烟 ♪
♪ And I've run my share of grass ♪
I'm looking for something a little more earthbound.
Big-breasted, no scars.
Just like you. Just like you. Just like you.
She won't have me unless I put a ring on it.
♪ 昏厥后 我振作起来 补上漏洞 ♪
♪ I passed out and I rallied And I sprung a few leaks ♪
♪ 但我不再妄想钓鱼 ♪
♪ But I got to stop wishing, got to go fishing ♪
♪ 再次跌落谷底 ♪
♪ Down to rock bottom again ♪
Before I accept whatever award they're giving me today,
I'll start with a little bit of poetic foreplay.
I wrote this in the wilds of Kentucky.
I didn't have peach fuzz over my pecker at the time.
I was surrounded by inbreds, rednecks,
juveniles, limp dicks.
All that time, I was 14, it's a little poem I wrote,
that I was always like to read first
because it takes me back to such a pure place.
One day, I will swallow up the world...
And when I do, I hope you all perish violently.
How about another from Mr. Jimmy Buffett?
♪ 我喜欢年轻貌美的女人 ♪
♪ I go for younger women, ♪
♪ 跟其中的一些过过日子 ♪
♪ lived with several a while ♪
♪ 虽然我赶走了她们 ♪
♪ Though I ran them away ♪
♪ 但总有一天他们会回来 ♪
♪ They'd come back one day ♪
嘿 姜发小羊 你还好吗
Hey, hey, what's shaking, little ginger goat?
I miss you.
I miss you too, sweetie.
It's boring here without you.
I know, right? I can only imagine.
I need you back here in Miami. I need my husband.
Come on. I need help with the wedding.
Well, I mean, do you really?
Heather and I need you to come back home.
Ah, you know my home is down here
in the Keys with all the burn-outs.
I'm a bottom feeder.
I got to go low to get high. You know that.
No. It's here and we have so many friends
and guess who's coming?
They're your friends. I don't have any friends.
Yes, you do. Well, at least they pretend to be your friends.
You know what? Ray just popped over.
Moondog, what it do?
Is that the Lounger, one and only?
You already know it, man.
I just stopped by to drop off some roses to your lovely wife.
意思意思 你懂吧 老大
To keep it pushing, you understand, boss?
I wish you could see Heather.
天哪 她现在容光焕发 特别开心
Oh my goodness, she is just glowing and so happy...
- Glowing? - ...about the wedding, baby.
Why is she glowing?
Because she's so in love.
Ah! Shit, you scared me for a minute.
But what does she know about love, anyway?
She's 16 years old. She doesn't know what love is.
She's too young to get married.
She's 22, Moondog.
Ah, 22, whatever.
I mean, besides, she's marrying such a limp dick.
You're probably right.
Bye, boo-boo, I love you.
Moondog, until we meet again,
bad moon rising.
♪ 你明白我要你的爱 ♪
♪ You know I need your love ♪
♪ 你抓住了我的心 ♪
♪ You've got that hold over me ♪
♪ 只要我得到你的爱 ♪
♪ Long as I've got your love ♪
♪ 你知道我会永远不再离开 ♪
♪ You know That I'll never leave ♪
♪ 当我想与你白头偕老 ♪
♪ When I wanted you to share my life ♪
♪ 我心里毫无疑问 ♪
♪ I had no doubt in my mind ♪
♪ 一直是你 我的女人 ♪
♪ It's been you woman ♪
♪ 一直到底 ♪
♪ Right down the line ♪
I think it's time to go home.
I missed you, my love.
是啊 再兜一圈 宝贝
Ah, yeah, one more shot, baby!
Did you miss me?
I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh, honey.
-看看你 -不 你离开太久了
- Look at you. - No, you've been gone too long.
You have to woo me.
Woo-woo-doo, did you miss me?
Oh, my God.
I forgot how rich we were.
是啊 你确实记不得了 月狗
Yeah. You did forget, Moondog.
I missed all ten of you.
Oh, that's so good. Oh, God.
You're never going to write that new book, honey.
I'm having lunch with my agent today. Oh, God!
We will be going over the new book. It is not written yet.
Of course not.
I think this is going to be a big one, baby.
Well, make sure it doesn't take too long.
I want everything to go perfectly for Heather's wedding today.
I'm so fucking on time. I'm the last guy you gotta worry about.
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