天啊...
God...
这里是911 请问你发生紧急情况的
911 , what's the address
地址是哪里
to your emergency?
我想报告在我的公♥寓♥楼里
i-i'd like to report a domestic dispute
发生的一起家庭纠纷
in my apartment building .
你发生紧急情况的地址是哪里
And what is the address to your emergency ?
等等
Hold on .
格林布♥什♥大道4200号♥ 四号♥公♥寓♥
It's 4200 Greenbush Avenue, a-apartment four .
我不能...
Can't...
不 不 我不能
No,no,i can't .
不行 我不能一直打电♥话♥
No,i can't stay on the phone .
他在打她
He's hitting her .
女士们 先生们 打起精神来
Ladies and gents , brace yourselves .
我有个坏消息
i have some bad news .
美国影视男演员
扎克·埃夫隆退圈了
Zac Efron is off the market .
验收测试
诚邀您3月4日下午1点10分
于皇家酒店302房♥间
参加匿名无条件与仰慕者
进行性关系的活动
请勾选您的性趣爱好
有什么好消息吗
Anything good ?
是个婚礼请柬
It's a wedding invitation .
比我们的还要好吗
Nicer than ours ?
不可能
Not a Chance .
好吧
All right .
我想我们周日可以去宴席承办商那里
I was thinking we could go to the caterer's on Sunday ,
试试新的菜单
try out that new menu .
哦 是的 我很喜欢听起来不错
oh , yeah , I love it , that sounds great .
你知道 如果我们今晚不想
You know , if we don't end up feeling like seeing
见到PJ和劳伦 我们可以取消
PJ and Lauren tonight , we can cancel ,
完全没关系的
it's totally fine .
哦 好的 可以
oh , okay , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah .
好吧 我该告诉他吗
All right , should i tell him ?
- 是的 - 好吧 这是...
- Yes. - All right fine , it's...
好吧 那么几个月来
All right . So for months ,
我们试图联♥系♥那家伙的团队
we were trying to get in touch with the guy's team ,
我们想把这家伙签到经纪公♥司♥
we're trying to sign the guy to the agency .
一直没有回复 我们竭尽所能
No answer . We're doing everything we can
试图联♥系♥他的上司 所有能联♥系♥的人
trying to reach the guy's higher ups , everything .
我们试了所有可能的电子邮件地址组合
We're trying every possible combination of email address ,
一点用也没有
doesn't work , nothing , all right ?
我读了很多关于美第奇家族的书
So I've been reading a lot about the Medici family .
这些家伙 他们拥有世界上所有的钱
These guys , they got all the money in the world ,
他们与世隔绝
they're secluded from everVbody .
所以我在想
And I was thinking , and I was like ,
这些有钱人
these rich people ,
他们根本没有社交媒体
they don't have social media .
你不能和这些人联♥系♥
You can't get in touch with these people .
他们没有Facebook之类的东西
They don't have Facebook or anything .
但是你可以假设这些混♥蛋♥肯定有Venmo
But you can bet these motherfuckers have Venmo .
但是你可以假设这些混♥蛋♥肯定有Venmo
But you can bet these motherfuckers have Venmo .
不可能
No
哦 是的 兄弟
oh , yeah , bro .
所以我给那家伙发Venmo请求 花了两便士
So I send the guy a Venmo request for two pennies
希望他能让我和乔丹做他的经纪人
to get his two cents about Jordan and I being his agents .
有用吗
And that worked ?
当然有用 所以我才点了香槟
Fuck yeah , it worked . That's why I ordered champagne .
我们明天要和他的团队见面
We're meeting with his team tomorrow .
美丽的新世界
Brave new world .
这合法吗
Is that legal ?
怎么 我们会有麻烦吗
What , are we gonna get in trouble ?
不好意思
Excuse me ,
你能给我们结下帐吗
could we get a check when you get a chance ?
4月11日就快到了
April 11th is coming up soon .
你们婚礼计划得怎么样
Are you all deep into wedding plans ?
是啊 还有不到两个月的时间
Yeah , less than two months .
要做的事情很多
Yeah，there's a lot .
我们的家人
Our families
我是我姐妹中最后一个结婚的
I'm the last of my sisters to get married
所以压力很大
So there's a lot of stress
座位安排之类的
around where people are going to sit .
但你会想起 这是一个开放的酒吧
But then you remember it's an open bar
几乎可以自己运转
and will practically run itself .
如果一切都搞砸了 我们就离开
And if it does all fall apart , we're skipping town .
我们去度蜜月
We're doing a road trip honeymoon .
这是我的主意
It was my idea .
哦 我那个和我们一起住的朋友
oh , that friend of mine that was staying with us...
- 我们可以告诉他们吗 - 可以 你可以告诉他们
- Are we allowed to tell them？- Yeah , you can tell'em .
我一个伯克利的朋友
okay , so a friend of mine from Berkeley ,
她和我们住在一起 她是个空中乘务员
she was staying with us , right ? She's a flight attendant .
她给我们讲了很多关于飞机上的疯狂故事
She was telling us all these crazy stories about flying .
像是他们打算把飞机翻个底朝天
Like they have plans to flip the plane upside down
就只为了以防有恐♥怖♥分♥子♥ 有时还不得不提前降落
in case there's a terrorist , and having to land early
因为有些人有焦虑症
because of people having anxiety attacks ,
非常有趣 非常疯狂
really interesting stuff , really insane .
不管怎样 她给我们讲了一个故事
Anyway , she was telling us a story about
一次完全正常的飞行中
a totally normal flight ,
这个女人和她丈夫在头等舱
and this woman and her husband are in first class
应该是去度蜜月 我猜啊
for their honeymoon , I guess ,
他们要下飞机了
and they're getting off the plane
然后那个女人倒下了
and the woman collapses ,
年轻的女人 新婚夫妇
young woman , newlyweds .
显然她很漂亮 对吧
And she is beautiful apparently , right ?
他们发现她身上有血迹
They realize she's got blood on her ,
但她说她没事
but she says she's fine ,
没人知道发生了什么
nobody knows what's going on .
美国运输安全管理局介入了
The TSA gets involved .
他们意识到她身上的一些血迹已经干了
They realize that some of the blood has dried on her .
发现她和她丈夫
Turns out , she and her husband
他们吵了一架 天知道是为了什么
got into a fight about God knows what
然后用飞机上的香槟酒瓶
and he stabbed her in the ribs
刺穿了她的肋骨
with an in-flight champagne bottle .
所以他们都认为这是性♥交♥易 但事实并非如此
So they all think it's a sex trafficking thing but it's not .
他们把所有人都带走了 她告诉运输安全管理局
They bring everybody in . She tells the TSA
他们都从事着形象至上的工作
they both work in careers where image is everything
她只是不想让别人知道
and she just didn't want anybody to know
他们一直在吵架
that they'd been fighting .
这是不是很疯狂
Isn't that insane ?
非常感谢你们的光临
Thank you guys so much for coming in .
- 谢谢 - 非常感谢
- Thank you - Thank you so much .
- 谢谢 - 谢谢
- Thank you - Thank you .
哦 你可以吗
oh , could you ?
我的意思是我只喝了一杯酒
I mean I only had one glass of wine .
是吗 因为我觉得你喝了三四杯
Did you？ 'Cause I feel like you had about three or four .
通常那时你会开始讲你的长篇大论
That's when you usually start telling your long stories .
我肯定没吃羊肉串 这太疯狂了
I definitely didn't have the lamb kebabs , that's crazy .
我讨厌羊肉 从来不点那个
I hate lamb , would never order that .
不 不
No , no
是的
Yes .
APE 我是艾米
APE , this is Amy .
那么什么是包装交易呢
So what is a packaging deal ?
包装交易是当一个电视节目或电影
Packaging deals are large payments
因我们在这个项目背后安排的创意团队而获得绿灯时
that we get when a TV show or movie is greenlit
我们获得的大笔报酬
for us having arranged the creative team behind a project .
这是一份附属的合同 通常是私人合同
It is an ancillary , often private contract ,
让我们能够行使我们的权力
that allows us to wield our power
以远高于我们
to enter deals for wav more than the 10%
从客户群中赚取的10％的价格达成交易
we're making from our client pool .
这里面不存在所谓的问题
There's no such thing as problems , okay ?
只有机会
only opportunities .
现在WGA的那些混♥蛋♥们
Now , the cocksuckers at the WGA
试图告诉所有人包装的事