welcome to flight 238 from phoenix.
please pick up your luggage from baggage claim three.
come on. this is gonna be perfect.
you get the bags. i'll scope the place out.
oh, i'm sorry.
come on, man.
come on, dude.
i don't know what that is.
what are you waiting for?
come on, come on!
i haven't posted anything all day!
what were you doing over there?
just humiliating myself
in front of an entire cross section of phoenix.
this... is our first wedding post.
what? will you look at this? we're here. niagara falls.
we're getting married here. can you believe it?
嗯 来吧 该走了
yeah. come on. we gotta get going
or we're gonna miss the free shuttle.
ground transportation included.
- yeah. - hm. very nice.
that queerpon package you booked is amazing.
-谢谢 再来一张 -好的
- thank you. okay, one more. - all right.
嘿 嗨起来 耶
hey, let us party!
head to the hills, baby. head to the hills.
...power invested in me by the great state of new york,
i hereby pronounce you-- is it "invested"?
my god, i should have videos on youtube.
power invested-- power vested.
really? i don't know yet?
up, up, up, up, up. up, up, up, up, up.
grandpa, i'm gonna make you proud.
do i smell c.k. one?
yep. yep, i think so.
you like it?
呃 喜欢 很...很不错
um, yes, it's-- it's very nice.
why are you saying that?
it's kind of cool, you know?
like, in a 1995 sort of way.
- would you look at that? - what?
are those the magical mists of the falls or has my vision become
a permanent french impressionist painting?
thank you for choosing niagara falls for our wedding.
知道吗 我曾经做过新教牧师 基♥督♥教牧师
you know, i've been a minister and a pastor
and a rabbi--
oh, and a kay's jewelry salesman.
and rarely have i see two wom--
这两个人 啊 两个女...两个人
people-- uh, two wom-- people--
wom-people more in love than you... maya?
russell. russell and maya.
i'm just so caught up in the love that you have here
and expressed today, i--
这 这 呃
it's a l-- it's a l--
get the music and the rice ready.
uh, white rice or brown rice?
white rice. the brown rice is for the dinner they requested.
好的 行行行 拿着 拿着 拿着
okay, all right, all right. here, here, here, here.
what's happening? um, why are we driving away from the falls?
excuse me, driver.
sir, are we going the wrong way?
tell you more there. we are close.
we are staying in niagara falls?
yeah, niagara falls. almost there.
darren, what's going on?
i don't know. i don't know.
you know, it wasn't that long ago
when none of this could've been possible,
especially in my grandfather's era when he built this place.
but here we are.
so, with the power invested in me
from the great state of new york,
i hereby pronounce you...
oh, boy. uh...
man and, uh, w--
you know, we probably should've talked about this beforehand.
we got a new form we're working out,
a little checklist thing,
but somebody had to go first, and you guys...
干脆就称为 呃 丈夫和妻……
so why don't we just say, like, husband and wife if--
the married couple!
- can you give me your bag please? - no, no.
what the hell?
darren! nah, this must be a mistake.
darren, tell me this is a mistake.
what is that smell?
two men. two men.
hey, look, it's obviously not what we thought.
but, you know, in its own way, it's--
oh, my god, is that a chemical plant?
what is spewing out of those smokestacks? darren!
- i... - darren!
welcome to the rainbow bridge motel.
i'm shibbawitz. can i take you to your room?
come on. this way please.
so you guys are next. oh!
aren't they a beautiful couple? look at that.
let me ask you, are those muttonchops?
哇 从凤♥凰♥城大老远地来 难得啊
well, all the way from phoenix. incredible.
i got you in the rock hudson room.
it's got it's own heart-shaped valentine bed.
yeah, and don't forget to visit our sundries shop.
we've got face creams and conditioners
and tubs and tubs of vaseline.
okay, so i want you to enjoy your stay,
tim's gonna take care of you,
and have a great time.
what is this? this has to be a mistake.
this is supposed to be the biggest day of my--
our life. we have people coming.
this can't be happening.
i think i'm breathing in benzene.
you don't know it's benzene. it's probably just steam.
我可是排毒健康顾问 达伦 我的身体我很清楚
i'm a detox fitness counselor, darren. i know my body,
and i know that i don't have to take a full on bong hit
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