Zoe, time for school!
I'm brushing my teeth!
So I get a call at seven in the morning. And they say, oh,
by the way, Zoe needs to bring three dozen cupcakes to school
for a play this afternoon. This is seven a.m. this morning,
you understand. I've got an order of studs arriving,
I gotta be at the construction site by nine AM
so in my free time, sure, why not get in some baking?
Oh, and they gotta be pink. Everything is pink right now.
Can I get a little help in here?
The waffles are burning.
There's blood dripping through the ceiling fixture again.
We're busy having a domestic disaster. Leave a message.
嗨 爸爸 我是齐拉
Um, hi Dad, it's Zilla.
I just wanted to call and see how you're doing.
Actually, I thought I might come home for a visit.
只是打个招呼 所以 接电♥话♥啊
Just to say hi. So, you know, pick up the phone.
祖伊 如果你再锁上一次 我发誓
Zoe! If you lock this thing one more time I swear
I will cut it off with a power saw.
You know this is for emergency use only.
When someone is downstairs trying to murder you
you get to lock this door, not before.
Now I know You're in there. Come out of the closet.
Look at you.
It's the last day of school.
Can't you keep your uniform clean for ten seconds?
How does it'reflect on me as a father if you show up to school
covered in blood every day?
Come on, let's get you in the shower.
你好 爸爸 又是我
Hi Dad, Zilla again.
Look, I'd'really like to talk to you before I get home.
Actually, I have some news.
I'm not pregnant. And I haven't been arrested...
So keep that in mind
when you hear my news, okay?
It's important to keep perspective about these things.
I can't believe all her school uniforms have
bloodstains on them.
Hey, it's not my fault.
Do I look like some kind of fashion expert?
There's a difference between identifying a fashion trend
and identifying a bloodstain, Oscar.
I forgot my costume!
I'm late. Can't you go on without it?
I can't be in a play without my costume.
It's the only thing we're doing today. Just the play.
I'll take her home.
No you won't. She'll show up in some kind of ghoul ensemble.
You forgot to bring your costume
or you forgot to make your costume?
You forgot the cupcakes.
Son of a...
What are you doing home from school?
We weren't expecting you.
事实上 爸爸 我有事要告诉你
Actually Dad, there's something I have to tell you.
- You're pregnant. -No.
You know, just because you and Mom got pregnant in college
doesn't mean everyone makes the same mistake.
Not in front of your sister.
So- so you're not...?
No. No chance whatsoever.
Well we're in a huge hurry here, honey
so maybe we can talk later this afternoon.
Dad, I'really need to talk now.
I need raw meat.
In the fridge.
Are you having problems at school?
And the internship?
I, um- I turned that down.
That was a'really good internship, Zilla.
How are you supposed to
get into a good med school if...
Look Dad, if you're going to freak out about the internship,
you're'really not going to be able to handle my news.
There's more news?
So there's this kind of crazy, angry PTA mom on the phone?
And she says that they're missing 36 pink cupcakes.
She seems to be under the impression that you stole them.
Hi, Uncle Oscar.
Just- tell them they're on the way.
你去说 她真的很吓人 哥
Could- could you just tell her? Frankly she's scary, bro.
Dad, We're going to be late!
Okay. Oscar, you take Zoe to school. Then call
the construction site and tell them we're going to be late.
Tell them there's been some kind of freak accident.
I'll tell them there's been a kite boarding collision.
How do you feel about helping me bake?
This is disgusting.
They don't have to taste good, honey, they just have to exist.
So what's your news?
Before I tell you,
I want you to promise that you'll be happy for me.
How can I promise that, honey? I don't know what the news is.
Well, it's something that makes me happy.
Well frankly, I don't know what makes you happy.
I mean, maybe you've always wanted to be a trapeze artist.
I'm not going to applaud you for leaving college
to join the circus.
Or maybe you met a handsome drug dealer.
I mean, just tell me what the news is, honey.
Do you want me to guess?
Well, the second one is closer.
You're squeezing out all the frosting, Zilla.
Now I don't have any frosting.
Okay, let's just say hypothetically
I promise to be happy with your news.
Hypothetically, in what category would this news fall?
It would fall in the love category.
Oh God. That's worse than I thought.
..And I'd like some of those orange ones with the sprinkles.
Not the round orange sprinkles.
The cylindrical orange sprinkles.
Excuse me, is this something that could possibly be sped up?
Because we're kind of in a time sensitive situation here.
Excuse me, but I think I have as much of a right to
personalize my confectionery choices as you do.
Oh, I'm not denying that right.
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