Max! Over here at our white trash window.
I need help with shower.
All right, Chestnut we're heading for work, soon.
好了 栗宝 我们快要去上班了
You know the rules...
No R-rated movies, no sugary snacks
and I want you standing up and asleep by 11.
What's the problem?
I can't turn it on.
Well, drop your towel and tell it has a big nozzle.
Did you even do a rat check?
Yes... Theodore is gone.
Even he got a better apartment.
Max, remind me...
what separates us from homeless people?
We're not as tanned?
Yeah, and we have a sometimes
functioning shower and that sweet shower curtain.
Hmm, which was gifted to us by a homeless person
who no longer needed his cape.
That should do it.
Hey, why'd the sound stop?
All right. All right.
Well, I got it turned on.
What's that, buddy?
It doesn't get any sadder?
Well, well, well, Caroline,
I didn't know it was "Bring your boyfriend to work” day.
Even our shower head is broke, Earl.
We got blasted with rusty water
and something thick.
I feel so dirty.
Stop. We showered at Sophie and Oleg's.
That's why I feel dirty.
There was a rubber ducky in there who looked like
he'd seen some really messed up stuff.
Look, we will do what we always do
when we need a new appliance or a fishnet body stocking.
We'll ask Oleg.
Did somebody say fishnet body stocking?
I'm going green,
and I don't just mean my eye shadow.
Yup, I'm getting my body ready for pregnancy
with healthy eating and less smoked meats.
I think going green is more about the environment Sophie.
And how many babies have you had, Caroline?
Sophie, I wish I were that fetus.
I'm jealous of anything that
gets to be inside you for nine months.
You know, Oleg, since Sophie's doing a food cleanse,
maybe you could do a cleanse for your potty mouth.
I like that idea.
Since I'm changing for a baby, you should too.
From now on, everything you say should be G-rated.
Yeah, but the G doesn't stand for 'Gina.
So I'm supposed to serve bone-in rib eye and pulled pork
and not make any comparison to my junk?
Well, I'll be over here eating healthy in my booth.
Max, what are we gonna do without a working shower?
Where will I cry?
And where will I hide from you?
Girls, if you need a shower,
there are wonderful facilities at my new gym.
Well, they obviously have child care.
They even give me a 6:15 wake-up call every morning,
so I can make it to my ideal body workout.
I'll give you a wake-up call right now.
With that body, nothing's gonna work out.
Well, I have two "Friends and family" one-day passes
that I've been saving for my parents' trip
but last month they littered in Korea,
so they're in jail.
Hey, I found something green on here.
Two pistachio ice creams, please.
Sophie, I'm not sure I...
Just bring me something green, bitch.
Max, are you in here?
Ah, only lady here has been in the shower a long time.
This isn't yours, is it?
Nope, and I'm guessing it's not yours either.
It is now.
why didn't you tell me a shower could be this good?
I didn't think you'd believe me,
like when I told you they make hangers just for pants.
Have you been in there this whole time?
I got out to pee a couple times.
Then I didn't get out to pee a couple times.
While you were meeting water for the first time,
I took three classes.
Body Rocket with Papo,
Flex Flow with Nat, and Ab Attack with Abby,
and I just signed up for Celtic Hip-Hop with Devandre O'Brien.
Yo, can you fit these bad boys in your purse?
And, uh, don't forget my new hat.
I'll make room for them next to the hand towels.
Ah, good for you, mami.
So I said to my nanny,
"Just take her to the emergency room.
I cannot miss my workout with Brian
because Harlow ate a jar of Play-Doh."
FYI, bottomless shaving cream in the shower.
Gave myself a Santa beard.
Hi, I wasn't listening in... all this tile,
your voices really carry.
and what's this amazing class you're talking about?
YBBBB with Brian.
Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond.
And it's beyond.
What studio is it in? I'll go.
There's no Max here!
One Ab Blast Immune Boost with banana.
Can a brother get some bee pollen?
Thank you, Brian.
Are you sure you haven't taken
Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond before?
'Cause it's like your booty just instinctively knew
how to go beyond.
Oh, hello, Caroline, and you're Brian.
你好 卡洛琳 你是布莱恩吧
I've seen your trainer photo on the wall.
I guess it wasn't retouched as I assumed.
Brian, wait up.
Did you forget we're doing 30 days of sweaty selfies?
Can I buy you a juice?
And make out with you?
Joke, I'm kinda married.
Caroline, how about I create a juice for you
that will optimize your workout?
Has he ever bought us a juice?
No, and we bought him a car.
Schiller, dude, give me a life boost.
Schiller, I'll have the life boost as well.
Am I saying that right? Schiller.
Will you be in class tomorrow?
I'd love to see your flying lotus.
My lotus only has a one-day pass,
and it doesn't fly,
it takes the bus.
I got us jobs at the juice bar.
We can take all the classes and showers we want.
I told them I had juicing experience...
not a lie if you count the week I dated Lance Armstrong.
Earl, this one shower,
the water comes at you from every angle,
and not because sewage is backing up.
You do seem happier, Max.
You're even kinda smiling.
How high are you right now?
No, I am totally clean.
Showered Max is a pleasure to be around.
Also, she's much less itchy.
Hello, I'm a member of Physique Total Body.
Swipe, swipe, swipe.
刷卡 刷卡 刷卡
I love belonging to a place where not everyone's allowed.
No, it's not fitness nut Jane Fonda.
It's Sophie Kuchenski!
Yep, and everything about me is healthy and green.
Hey, Sophie, since you're being green,
we brought you a Green Genie from our gym.
Oh, you did?
Uh, thanks a lot, Caroline.
We don't really know what's in it.
We're not good at our jobs there either.
Aw, look at that. I'm really proud of her, girls.
瞧瞧 姑娘们 我真为她感到骄傲
Suck it down, baby,
but not in a sexual way.
This is delicious.
I love it, yeah.
I love this drink so much,
I'm gonna take it to the bathroom,
and I'm gonna love it in there.
Don't touch anything.
Hey, look. It's the Oldsen twins.
Did you tell them we worked here?
My diner uniform fell out of my gym bag,
and they didn't believe I was a stewardess on Air Yugoslavia.
Hey, gym buddies.
Oh, we don't need to order. We don't eat.
Well, you've come to the right place.
And thanks again for turning me on to Brian's class.
I'm glad you like it, but... Jodie?
Yeah, you can't take it anymore.
Brian likes you,
which we totally don't understand,
We don't want to share him.
He's all we have.
You two are married with children.
Exactly. Brian is all we have.
We can make it really uncomfortable for you at the gym,
and people are already talking about your discount yoga pants.
Oh, you're not the only person in here who can be
Let me go get my threatening friend.
Max, go over there and give them the dagger eyes.
You know, the ones that gave Han the twitch.
Uh, what is that?
That's like a smile.
You don't smile. Cut it out.
Max, hurry, give them the face!
Hey, ladies, look.
We don't know what that means.
What? I'm trying,
but I guess showered Max doesn't have it in her.
Oh... you know I'll say this girls
but don't quote me.
It ain't easy being green.
Now where's ginger?
I don't know, on that island
with Gilligan and the others?
讲述的是被遗弃在岛上的演员 其中一名叫Ginger Grant
And where's her Slim Down smoothie?
In the blender. Can you finish it?
This wheatgrass smell makes me sick.
Well, man up.
I'm balls deep in three gut busters over here.
It smells like the Jolly Green Giant's jock strap.
Oh, my God, it's like...
Stop. You gagging makes me gag.
Okay, almost done.
Slim Down smoothie!
Kinda got away from me.
I won't charge you for the extra.
Um, I wanted banana in this.
You wanted a banana. Banana.
Where is Schiller to relieve me?
It's time for my YBBB class.
He probably got his hair caught
in the ab crunch machine again.
That damn crunch machine.
Okay, he's here. I'm out.
好了 他来了 我走了
After class, you relieve me.
I got a hazard cone holding the shower
with the railing and the bench in it.
Ooh, nice earrings, Raquel.
Oh, Pave Diamonds.
Found them in a locker.
She doesn't need 'em.
Oh, you want this?
It's a fitness band.
Found it on the floor...
of a locker.
The only band that's ever been on me was They Might Be Giants.
They were not.
Hey, mami, I just heard those two rich moms
trash-talking your friend.
Tell her to stay clear of Brian's class.
Their husbands are silent partners in the gym,
and also, in their marriages.
Wait, are you telling me I could lose my shower?
And your juice bar jobs.
Oh, right, that whole thing too.
I gotta stop her.
Feel that nice long stretch.
Can I help you?
Uh... someone reported a dangerous, wet mess in here.
I don't see a wet mess.
Then you're not looking right here.
Go away. You're interrupting my flow.
Good, now try and hold it. That's right, Caroline.
很好 试着保持住 没错 卡洛琳
Okay, you feel that?
Let's get a nice big stretch.
That's big enough.
Miss, we're in the middle of a class.
And now let's all go into child's pose.
You have got to get out of this class.
Those moms are looking at you
like you put dressing on their salad
and mixed it in.
Very good. Your hips are remarkably open.
Thank you, Brian.
I can't lose that shower.
I finally found something to make me feel good
that doesn't end in "Arijuana."
Miss, you're stopping our flow.
That's exactly what I said, Brian..
YBBBB is a moving meditation,
so move it on out of here.
Why you gotta BBBB so rude?
And, you, Namaste away from him.
I'm back. See? Nothing happened.
我回来了 瞧 啥事没有
Those two moms didn't do anything.
I mean, how dangerous can they be?
They're almost 40
40? That's almost 50.
I felt quite the burn.
How about I buy you ladies each a Sex on the Peach?
Great, just not from her.
Han, what's so funny?
Caroline... rumor has it you let one fly in yoga class.
Max, what's Han saying?
You tooted. Floated an air biscuit.
Pass-ah the gas-ah.
Still need me to clarify?
Okay, hi, um, to be clear,
好吧 各位 我澄清一下
I didn't do what they said. I wouldn't.
If I had, I would have already thrown myself down a StairMaster.
You mess with the bull,
you get the fart rumor.
Oh, my God, those 60-year-old women
started a fart rumor about me.
At least they didn't get us fired.
Ah, phew. Ha, no pun intended.
Hey, Brian, great class.
Wanna design a juice for me?
Kinda busy right now.
I got a recently divorced dad looking to
get back out there in a big way.
Plus, you farted.
I can't believe this is happening.
I'm being shunned in public for something I didn't do.
It's my father's Ponzi scheme all over again.
From now on, I'm Caroline, the gas-ah pass-ah.
Look, I know you're in a fart spiral,
but their husbands own this place,
so don't do anything to ruin this sweet situation for us.
but I never told off those Upper East Side ladies
for how they treated me five years ago,
so I'm gonna have to let these two rich bitches have it.
Just because you're in sad, loveless marriage...
We couldn't even hear you,
I'll be happy to repeat every word.
My fitness band slid off!
I broke the Mega Juicer 5000.
You know why they call it a Mega Juicer 5000?
'Cause it costs 5000.
We know. We bought one for Brian.
I think you just got fired, mami.
Oh, here's a good-bye gift.
Another fitness band.
Raquel, will you tell the shower with the bench
that I love him?
Oleg, how's it going in there?
I'm ready to screw it in.
Said with zero sexual innuendo.
Here. How lucky are we that Raquel found
this shower head in the locker?
I burned 515 calories walking home.
Oh, that's the time.
Still, nothing to sneeze at.
Who needs a fancy gym?
Oleg's here right now to take care of our hole.
Okay, now you're doing it on purpose.
Anybody wanna go grab a lettuce wedge at Wedgies?
There she is, my vegan vixen.
Just look at that healthy glow.
That's not a glow. It's a glaze.
I had a doughnut.
Yeah, it fell on my face.
I had to eat it, or I would suffocate to death.
I've been on my best behavior,
and you're not holding up your end,
which, for some godforsaken reason,
I'm not even allowed to comment on!
Oh, maybe we could have a cheat day,
and that day could be...
Pound cake? Know what I'd like to pound?
Oh, I sure do.
What are we waiting for?