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哈 哈 大 校
Morning, Sarah! First day back.
早上好 莎拉 开学第一天
Can I offer you a lift?
No, thanks, Keith, it's quite near.
不 谢了 凯斯 马上就到学校了
Still, be quicker in the car. Hop in.
Pop your seat belt on.
And here we are.
Thank you for the lift.
Sarah, I just wanted to say,
it's a shame our dinner over the holidays didn't work out.
It's not nice for a woman to be stood up.
I didn't stand you up. Who could've known the town
had two Bella Italias? I did give you the address.
Yes, but I saw a Bella Italia in the town square
and presumed you'd got the address wrong. I didn't get it wrong.
Well, you could've got it wrong. But I didn't get it wrong.
You got it wrong. So, did you enjoy your meal?
Of course I didn't!
I wasn't going to sit there on my own all night!
Yes, I just had the bread and dips while I was waiting.
Then I had the spaghetti carbonara followed by the tiramisu.
After the cheese selection, I assumed you weren't coming,
so I just had a coffee and some of those little almond biscuits.
Sounds like you had a very nice evening
Yes, and it was very reasonably priced. We should go again.
真心不错 而且价格公道 我们再去一次吧
Same restaurant or separate ones?
Same one this time. We'll see.
Well done, all! See you in September!
Notice anything different about me today, babes?
Are you wearing deodorant? No, it's my natural musk.
你喷了除臭剂吗 不是 那是我自然的体香
Tie, shirt. Oh - what's this?!
领带 衬衣 还有这是什么
Oh, yes, you're reading a book. Yeah, and why's that?
你在读一本书 没错 这是为什么呢
Cos I'm going up in the world, babes.
I'm not just the PE teacher any more.
No, no, from today I'm also teaching Joegraffy.
Geography. Here, look.
Who knew clouds were full of rain? Oosh!
Excuse me, Jo.
So...what happened to Gareth?
Haven't you heard? Barber's gone mental.
You can't say that any more.
Yes. He had a nervous episode. Which made him go mental.
没错 他神经崩溃了 所以他就是发疯了
I think the pressure of teaching finally got to him.
And I shouldn't say this, but they found him
crawling round the playing fields at night,
naked from the waist down.
Thank you, Janine, that is not a pleasant image.
谢谢你 珍妮 那画面太美我不敢想
He had a soil thermometer wedged into his...
That's enough. Some of us are trying to enjoy a biscuit.
Poor, poor Gareth.
I know we'll all miss seeing his smiley face in here.
Let me speak to him.
Let me speak to him.
I'm sorry? Let me speak to him.
Oh, right, yeah.
Hello, Gareth. All right.
早啊 加瑞斯 早
How are you?
How's your lunacy?
Shut up, Keith! You're being very insensitive!
闭嘴 凯斯 你也太不近人情了
You're such a rude woman. I said shut up!
there's no easy way to put this,
but you're not a teacher here any more.
I know. If anyone's making a cup of tea,
I'll have one. Eight sugars.
Right, let me have a crack.
Oi! Fruit loop!
YOU, you don't work HERE, any more!
你已经 不在 这里 上班了
I do. I'm the new caretaker.
Good for you!
That's wonderful news, Gareth.
Polite note - they are teacher biscuits.
Not for maintenance staff.
So, a very big Greybridge welcome to all the new pupils
who have joined us this year.
As your headmistress, I offer you one word of friendly advice -
cross me and I will destroy you.
Miss, um... Postern. Been here a year.
那个谁... 波丝顿老师 来这都一年了
You asked for it, you got it! School disco, miss?
你们许愿 我来实现 校园舞会吗 老师
No more French lessons?
No. This Friday,
I have organised a careers day!
So I'll be pulling together a careers posse
and we will be running workshops in the morning,
and in the afternoon, the big finale -
a special celebrity guest is going to be coming in
and talking to us about their career.
Is it Will Smith? No.
Is it JayZ? No.
Katy Perry? It's someone quite wellknown
but not as wellknown as that. Rihanna?
Can I just say, lower your expectations.
So, I hope to see you all at three o'clock on Friday.
Is it Kim Kardashian? Please stop.
Is it one of the Kardashians? No!
Better not be Justin Bieber. It's not Justin Bieber.
My brother's mate reckons
they saw Nicki Minaj in Nando's on Saturday.
Is it Nicki Minaj, Miss? It's not Nicki Minaj, no.
所以是妮琪·米娜吗 老师 也不是麻辣鸡
I'm going to just tell you who it is.
It is - drum roll please - Fenella Forbes.
那就是 鼓声欢迎 菲妮拉· 福布斯
Who? She's an author.
Whitney the Witch? Whitney the Witch Casts a Spell?
Whitney the Witch and the Cat of Aznabar?
We were at college together,
and she's very kindly agreed to come and speak to you guys.
Now, I'm going to hand you over to your music teacher,
who has some very exciting news about his own career.
over the holidays I've recorded my debut single. And, er...
And, er, it's out today
on a little website you might have heard of, called iTune.
It's going to be big.
So, let's face it - probably going to be my last week here...
所以 老实说 这也许是我任教的最后一周了
Keep it together, Luke.
Anyway, the song is called,
quite simply... Soar.
That's S-O-A-R, not S-O-R-E. Or S-A-W.
是"飞" 不是"痛" 也不是"锯子"
Bit weird to write a song about a saw.
Or any kind of tool, really. OK, let's do this.
为任何工具写歌♥都怪 好 我们开始吧
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