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I'm not gonna be a fucking game show host.
This could be serious money for you,
and right now,
you need serious money.
I don't have to like you. You don't have to like me.
- Not to worry. - I'm excited about this.
Yeah, I know you are.
When I read the thing, I was like,
"Oh, my God, they're making our show."
No, actually, the show Bev and I are doing
is vastly different from that thing you and I kicked around.
Well, that's not true.
I'm not going to let my personal issues get in the way.
For which we are very, very appreciative.
That said, there's one small change that I'd like to make.
I'm so sorry I'm late. This is exciting, isn't it?
I think it's best if Tim runs the show.
Previously on The Box,
it was payback time for Jessica
when Kojo disadvantaged her with 100 hamsters.
That's too many hamsters.
Everyone assumed she would retaliate,
but Jessica had a bigger plan.
She and Jonathan formed an alliance
and pooled their points.
They gave Kelsey
48 hours of Gilbert Gottfried in her box.
"And Abimelech said,
'What did thou see?'"
Meanwhile, Zach lowered Rafe's ceiling,
so Rafe paid Zach back by filling his box with hay.
It turned out to be the last straw,
and on day 36,
Zach was eliminated from the game.
With only six players left,
Danika went on a winning streak.
- Yes! - Answering four primo questions in a row...
amassing a total of 46 advantages.
- That is correct. - Yes, whoo!
Will she use them - to exact revenge on Jonathan?
Or will she spend them on a major luxury item for herself?
Find out tonight as we open up The Box.
only one will beat
Okay, standby to cue Matt.
Welcome to day 37 of The Box.
Let's get right to it
and see what our box-mates are up to.
I have a feeling that
Kelsey might just be at the end of her rope.
"And the Lord spoke to Moses saying,
'Let the children of Israel
go out of your land.'"
Sorry to interrupt.
Kelsey, gotta ask,
is this the worst disadvantage so far?
Oh, yeah. No question.
God will smite you for that.
So, Gilbert, how's it going for you?
Oh, it's a festival of joy
and light in here.
Having a good time, are you?
How could I not, being stuck in a box
with young Kathy Bates?
All right, we'll check back in with you soon.
"And Moses said..."
- Danika. - Hi, Matt.
So, 46 advantages.
More than anyone in the game so far.
- Yay me. - Everyone's dying to know.
Are you gonna use 'em to do something
even worse to Jonathan?
Although I don't know what that could possibly be.
Or are you gonna buy something incredible for yourself?
-我想... -等等 先别回答
- I think-Wait, wait, don't answer yet.
We'll find out when we come back.
Right after this.
And we're out.
- You are killing it. - Just saying the words.
- It's so fun. - Such a good show tonight.
What do you think she's gonna do with her advantages?
I don't fucking care.
Ah, and look who's here.
Hey, twice in one week.
Are you kidding? I can't stay away.
It's my new favorite show.
Liking those numbers, huh?
They're what I think about when I'm screwing my wife.
Whoa, what a great crowd!
I'm gonna show you all a little something
that's gonna be hitting the newsstands tomorrow.
Guess who's on the cover of this week's People magazine?
Matt Le Box!
Come on over here.
You're right up there with JonBent
and some girl who lost 80 pounds.
All right, go fuck yourself.
Cover of People.
Also, by the way, you are going to be
on their World's Most Beautiful List.
Oh, haven't been on that in ten years.
Well, you're beautiful again, my friend.
More important, what do you got for me?
Well, you received a very generous offer
from Celebrity Wife Swap.
I'm not doing Wife Swap.
Celebrity Wife Swap.
I'm not even fucking married.
It's a good offer.
- Hey, Matt! - Ugh, I'm talking about acting.
Look, everybody loves you. You know that.
But this is how they see you now.
As a fucking game show host?
I've been doing this for five minutes.
- I've been an actor for -- - I know, I know.
Well, what about the network? Elliot Salad just told me
I'm what he thinks about when he's inside his wife.
That's gotta be good for 13 on air.
Look, this is the box that they like you in.
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