美剧 | 新生六居客（2011） | 导航列表
I was er... um, was on my hand.
I just haven't spoken to another human being in some time.
I've just got used to wearing trousers of the mind.
Well, maybe you should tuck your cock away
while I make us a nice cup of tea?
Ah! Hello, sorry.
噢! 你好 抱歉
Er, wow. We can, er...
呃...哇 我们 呃...
Who knew a student house would come with its very own glory hole!
What's a glory hole?
Oh, it's nothing. It's silly.
Forget it. Just something I heard.
Definitely heard it before.
Are you Googling? Don't Google...
No, right. I can see now.
That is definitely glorious.
Yes, well, not every glory hole has to be used for... that.
They can also be used for...
So, you're a coffee man?
I'm mental for my coffee. Seriously, It's like a problem.
我是个咖啡控 真的 都有点变♥态♥了
You've got your tea?
It's tea for me.
I like tea and coffee, so...
You're the mystery woman. Impossible to pin down.
So, did you arrive, like, yesterday?
Try two years ago.
And did all your mates move on?
That is what we must assume.
Look at us all.
In a year, we might be like,
"God, we all missed out on halls,
"got put into a uni house
"and remember when we had that first cup of tea?"
I suppose it falls to me
to guide you through the secrets of your new abode.
Chest freezer, self-explanatory. Basic item.
冰柜 不用说了 基本用品
Washing machine, ditto, yadda yadda yadda.
洗衣机 同上 这个这个这个
The dry washing machine.
This... This isn't...
It's a tumble drier.
That's a good place to crouch.
If you're fearful of, like, ghosties,
or local youths, or chemical or biological warfare.
Yeah. That's a sweet crouching spot.
So, what course are you doing?
And you? Geology.
Paul Lamb. What I've deduced from the evidence
since his arrival yesterday.
Loves cumin, hates society, uses Imperial Leather in moderation,
喜欢芹菜 讨厌社交 用帝阁沐浴露
toilet paper in excess.
Never yet sighted in person.
Paul Lamb, the invisible man.
Water will accumulate like that after a big rain.
That's classic. Seen that 1,000 times, my friends.
很常见 无数次了 朋友们
That's enough, Speccy Gandalf. Time to lead us to the fucking pub.
够了 快点甘道夫 带我们去酒吧吧
So, what did you do in your year off?
I didn't have a year off.
Tell me about it! Wish I'd had a year off.
I thought you said you had a year off. In Vietnam?
The spider monkey that could do a scalp massage?
No, but it was hardcore.
More like a year on than a year off.
I did six months working in a fish factory in Arbroath.
So, you must know a lot about fish.
Yeah. One day soon, all the fish will be gone from the sea.
Let me tell you, I'll be the first one out
on the streets celebrating. Finally.
Hey, buddy. Do you want to come in here?
Don't worry, dude. I'm not a fucking bender.
And I'm not a homophobe, so we're both good. See you later.
我也不是 我们都很直 一会见
Come on! Freebies. Get your schnozz in here.
来吧 免费的 来试试吧
Yeah, what is it?
Pretty sure it's coke.
I mean, it's from a guy, so it should be coke.
You can go first.
If it isn't coke, then just say.
Hello. Could I have one twentieth of your pint, please?
Should nail something tonight, right?
This place is crawling with quality anus.
Excuse me, may I suck on your teat?
I was going to get the lemon tickler,
but they're out so just went with natural.
Who needs flavours anyway? My cock already tastes amazing!
Hello. Could I have one twentieth of your pint please?
Fuck off, mate.
Is the correct answer.
But look what the suckers donated.
What is this?
Port and vodka.
Baileys. At Stowe, we called it The Stoweminator.
百利酒 掺了斯托 我们叫它斯托混酒
I should probably get back to my friends.
You know if you'd like any fruit from the pussy tree,
cameraphone that shit up, Bluetooth my ass. Wank swap!
拍点艳照 传点视频 给我YY一下呢
Well, we should probably meet up tomorrow
for lunch or something, you know?
Get a motherfucking baked potato? Right, dude?
来个烤土豆 怎么样 朋友?
Er, yeah! Yeah, although... I can't make that,
because although I'm here I came to the wrong thing.
I'm at Knutsford, doing agricultural engineering.
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