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Ooh! Aah! Get--no, no!
哦 啊 别 不不不
So how was your day?
All right, I have to go to work.
Yes, got to.
Starfish. I got to do it.
Don't leave me. I got to do it. Sorry.
别走 要工作啊 抱歉
I think you still have some clean shirts in the Josh drawer.
Can I have some of this coffee?
Yeah, of course. You can take the rest.
Mmm, thank you.
Aw, look at that.
Um, hey, did you get that email I sent you about how cute you are?
No, you're cute. You're cute.
不 你最可爱 还是你最可爱
You're cute, Mrs. Cute. Shut up. You're cute.
你最可爱 可爱小姐 闭嘴 你最可爱
You're cute. I think you're cute, Mrs. Cute.
你真的可爱 我觉得全世界你最可爱了 可爱小姐
Really? Thank you. You're so cute.
真的? 谢谢 你太可爱了
Uh, are you sure that your roommates are, like,
cool with me being here this much?
Oh, my God, yeah, no, I've known these guys, like, forever.
天啊 当然不 我都认识他们好久了
They're super cool. Yeah?
Yeah. Okay, great.
当然 好吧 那太好了
Hey, top of the morning, uh, roommates.
嗨 早上好呀 室友们
Or, uh, Megan, should I say "Top of the Megan to you"?
或者 梅根 我是不是应该说 "早上好呀梅根"?
Uh, Robin, Robin,
sorry again about last night, about our moment.
Um, you really got to lock that bathroom door, buddy.
I-I should have knocked,
but you should have locked.
Uh, it's a learning experience for us both.
Chris, all right, bring it in, buddy.
克里斯 来吧 嗨一点
Give me one. One.
It's four. There's always four.
Well, it's okay. It's tricky.
好吧 没关系 是挺难得
We'll figure it out tonight.
Uh, all right, guys.
You know what.
He's here all the time, Lucy.
Yeah, he's my boyfriend.
Yeah, well, we're your friends.
You can't just let boyfriends come in here
and stay as long as they want.
What do you have against him?
He eats all our food.
He drinks all our coffee.
He uses all our toilet paper.
He's a drain on our resources.
Okay, I think you're overreacting.
He's not on the lease.
That means he's living here illegally.
You... come on, you guys aren't
gonna make this a big thing, are you?
Tough talk today from apartment leaders
who are calling for the deportation of boyfriends
living illegally in unit 3R.
I'm joined by Megan. Hi.
Megan, why is this such a hot-button issue for you?
Well, Brad, I love our apartment.
I think it is the greatest apartment in the world.
But if we don't start cracking down
on these undocumented boyfriends,
then pretty soon, I tell you what,
we're not gonna have an apartment left.
Now, Megan, I agree with you,
but how would you respond to those who
claim that boyfriends make the apartment stronger?
Look, this might not sound politically correct,
but let's be honest, we're not getting
the best and the brightest here.
We're getting the vermin, the criminals.
And that is why, effective immediately,
our apartment will be taking steps
to secure its borders.
Oh, man. Oh, come on.
She's on the lease. Let her through.
Thank... thank you, sir. Thank you.
Not you, illegal.
Are you kidding me? Okay.
It's... it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
I'll just, uh...
I'll go to the movies or something; it's fine.
No, you know what? What Megan's doing is wrong.
不 你知道吗? 梅根的做法是错的
I'm gonna fix this. You stay right here.
Okay. Right here, Josh.
好吧 就在这等着 乔♥石♥
I can't believe you guys are doing this.
This is so hypocritical.
Chris, what about Ted?
Ted is here on a three-day sex visa, okay?
He comes in, he does his job, and then he leaves.
他来了 做他的工作 然后就走
What is your problem with Josh?
If you just give him a shot...
He doesn't even speak the language, Luce.
When we're all watching "The Bachelor,"
he's like, "Uh, me not understand."
"There's more than one named Amanda?"
You do not have to do the voice.
It's what he sounds like.
Okay, I get it. You guys don't like Josh.
好吧 我明白了 你们就是不喜欢乔♥石♥
But I do, so can you please just give him a chance for me?
Maybe he could stay but just
poop at home instead of here?
Josh isn't welcome here,
and he never will be.
Give it up, Luce, it's over.
放弃吧 露西 结束了
You speak-y "The Bachelor," Huh?
What? Rose ceremony?
I-I don't understand what you're talking about.
It's me. Come here.
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