美剧 | 米兰达（2009） | 导航列表
Well, hello to you my old chums.
What a veritable thrill to see you all again.
Particularly you, cheeky!
Let me get you up to speed.
Previously in my life,
the gorgeous Gary upped his sticks to Hong Kong.
Which I've been fine about.
I mean,I don't think it's weird making fruit friends.
Things only ever went wrong when I was with Gary anyway.
This is the place, come on!
Ooh, it looks great!
Say nothing. Shush, please.
拜托 什么都不要说 好不好
No, I'm fine.
Tired, but that's because I've been
sleeping on a lilo because my bed broke. Too much action!
And if I have been down,
I definitely turned a corner last night.
**Is there any way that I could stay*
**In your arms*
It's too high, Daniel, and it's unnaturally high for a man.
Right, let's jolly on with the show.
Hello, Stevie. Oh, dear.
你好啊 Stevie 神啊
Oh, your new stock keeps bringing in these posh girls.
Are you disparaging Stevie's boutique corner? No...maybe.
你是不是藐视Stevie精品角角 不是 才怪
I don't know what disparaging means.
Mocking. Oh, then yes.
"Yah, I'm going to see Hugo, Wills, Milly,
欧要和Hugo Wills Milly
Billy and Bella so need a new trinkety necklace."
Billy Bella见面 所以需要新的潮气脖链子
Are you making fun of me?
No, no, what do you mean?
木有 木有 侬为啥子这样说
This is how I speak.
So, do you need any help?
It's quite tricky.
Anything you'd like to try on?
No, fine, thanks.
Have you looked in the mirror recently?
Come on, you've got to get your act together,
Miranda. Stop wallowing.
I have stopped wallowing. I've told you,
I've moved on. Good.
So you won't want to see
Gary's postcard that came this morning.
A lovely postcard written in Gary's lovely, fair hand.
The lovely shiny hands lovely shiny G
Oh, dear! Do you concede? Yes, I concede. Thank you.
神呐 服不服 好吧 我服 谢谢
"Hey, really enjoying life out here so far.
"Plans all a bit up in the air. Thinking of you all. Love G."
有些事情还没决定 很想你们 爱你们的G
That's it? After three months he sends me that?
Right, well, forget him. Seriously.
好吧 忘了他 真心的
Good girly. I will move on. I will be a new me.
好样的 我要出击了 我要重生了
Get fit,lose weight. A new me shall reigneth.
健健身 减减肥 崭新的我就驾到了
Like a phoenix emerging
from the ashes of my old life and flapping off.
Behold! I am woman. And Phoenix. Both.
But not in a mutanty way.
And yes, I have indeed lost my train of thought.
Oh, no, it's Tilly.
Buongiorno peeps. Ugh, Stevie,
looks like there's a tramp in the shop.
Where? Oh, the tramp is me.
You have majorly let yourself go. Slackarooni cheese.
So, Queen Kong, I bring good tidings of great joy.
Stinky Von Tusse is in town
Stinky Von Tusse进城了
and she wants to luncheonate at the new Sushi place.
Will you come? It's going to be tremendulent.
Stinky was the most brillo head girl ever.
Once...do you remember?
She Immacked a squirrel!
It was the funniest thing.
You'll come, you'll come?
No hush, no hush, no hush, no hush up, you have to come.
别想了 出个声 不要推脱 一定要来
So I don't look the saddo in front of Stinkles. Yes!
OK, I am now going to power walk back to the orifice.
You've got to be more assertive, Miranda.
What about the new you?
She'll start on Monday.
Don't judge me with your little eyes,
I've been very depressed.
I've been very depressed!
Look at the state of me.
Watching telly all day with friends made of fruit.
Are you enjoying it, Gordon?
I look like a tramp.
I've got to go to Tilly's lunch, Gary's gone.
I suppose it couldn't get worse.
Darling, I've left your father and I'm coming to live with you.
Oh, Mum. Not again?
He's bound to crawl back tomorrow. It's nude fondue night.
Don't worry, darling, you won't even notice I'm here.
Guaranteed I'll be so
irritated I'll have to leave in under 30 seconds.
Set your watches... go.
Have you been cutting your own hair?
Three seconds, already annoyed.
And look at all this. You should have a bath,
then get some air,
have a lovely what I call walk.
It Is a walk.
Mum... Sorry, won't interfere.
妈 放心 我不会再多管闲事了
If she calls the remote controls a silly name...
You'll have to show me how to work these.
Who needs three doobries? Right!
That's it. Why's it so annoying? 20 seconds.
受够了 太你妹讨人厌了 才20秒
So, forget Monday, look, I'm starting now.
怎么样 为啥要周一 看 这就开始
Are you ready to speak to Heather?
Please go ahead.
**What have you done today to make you feel proud*
Heather, Miss Heather Small, hello to you. Hello.
Heather Small小姐 你好 你好
Today I have begun the new me.
Mum and Tilly won't know what's hit them.
I'm going to be the kind of woman who
the kind of woman just leaps out of bed and just does that,
and their hair looks perfect.
They then grab a home made muffin
out of their Cath Kidston polka dot biscuit tin
and head to work, wearing trainers at the bottom of a skirt suit
to show off they've power walked in.
They have pot plants that don't die on them.
Their fruit bowl isn't full of three-week-old
rotting pears because they actually eat the fruit.
They have day bags, evening bags and a clutch.
They just grab a wheatgerm
smoothie in between work because that's enough
to keep them going,
even though at lunch they jogged, and enjoyed it,
because they don't have flesh
that moves independently to their main frame.
And finally, they have easy access to pens to finish
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