美剧 | 超能少年（2009） | 导航列表
Give me the mother-fucking case!
Back off! Stay back!
Give me the case or I swear I will cave your fucking skull in!
I'm going to saw your fucking legs off you dick... Oh, shit!
我要锯了你丫的两条腿 混球 噢 见鬼！
Me and you, we're friends,
we bonded... like the end of Titanic, remember?
Come on. Give me the case!
Fuck the end of Titanic! Fuck Kate,
fuck Leo, and fuck you!
Make small talk. I hate small talk.
Hate the small talkers.
Like me mum. What a twat.
That was probably a bit harsh. She can't help it.
Not since the stroke. That was a joke.
Me mum hasn't had a stroke!
She did recently have a hysterectomy.
Not a whole lot of laughs that week.
Oh, my God. The crying!
"They took my womanhood!"
I was like, "Mum!
"Spare me the graphic, biological details."
Did they tell you nine o'clock? Cos they said nine to me.
Oh, yes! Fuck me harder!
Oh, yes, I like it when you do that. Oh!
耶 我喜欢你搞这个 哦
Who are you?
We're here for our Community Service.
Who are you?
I am your probation worker.
Fuck this tight little ass hole!
That's not... That is just wrong.
That is not how, that is not how God intended it.
Bloody spam emails. Deleted.
This is repulsive, some of this stuff...
Oh, yes, my shit tastes so good on your cock!
You want a Nacho?
This isn't going to end well for ya.
You already lost a hand.
There's only so many limbs a guy can do without.
Give me the combination for the briefcase
and we can all go home and have a nice cup of tea.
I think we might have a problem.
They show up here the day after we get the briefcase.
They're not on Community Service. It's bullshit.
I'm all over it.
Those poor, deluded fools are under the misguided belief
that I am their probation worker. Turns out that I am quite the actor.
I'll see if the briefcase guy knows anything about them.
He's a stubborn bastard, I'll give him that.
Let me know if you want me to come round there and squidge his bollocks
with a pair of pliers for him, eh?
Piece of shit!
What are you doing?
I, I, I am looking for a, for a sandwich.
我 我 我在找 找个三明治
I put it in one of these lockers for safe keeping.
But I'll be buggered if I can remember which one it's in.
I bloody hate it when I misplace a sandwich.
Me too. It's extremely upsetting.
What kind of sandwich was it?
It was cheese, it was a cheese sandwich.
Perhaps a mouse ate it.
Those furry little bastards do love a bit of cheese.
They do. Bloody mice.
Now you'll have to excuse me though,
cos I have very important probation worker business to attend to,
for I am a probation worker.
Just put that back on there. Safety is very important.
poor craftsmanship, that is.
Shut up! Stop making me out to be the bad guy.
This is a situation entirely of your own making.
Your bollocks are going to freeze into little hairy ice cubes
unless you tell me where that case is.
I'm taking that as well... a Cornetto.
No Cornetto for you mate.
You know how you said this was a weird set up?
So it turns out the probation worker has someone locked in a freezer.
Why would anyone hold someone captive in a freezer?
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for it.
OK. You give me a perfectly reasonable explanation
for locking someone in a freezer.
Do we need to get involved?
What if we pretend you didn't see it?
How's that sitting with you? Cos that feels good to me.
I was just getting a Bounty.
Whereas I am eating a Cornetto...
for I am a probation worker and that is what we eat.
We need to get that guy out of the freezer.
Ring a ding, ding, ding!
That's a definite ball tightening moment.
What's going on?
Well either there's a fire,
or someone is attempting to fuck with us. Stay with him.
The question is, how much is a bollock worth to you?
What was that? That didn't sound good.
OK, so the probation worker keeps a guy locked in a freezer.
It's certainly unusual.
Is he dead? He looks dead.
If we go now,
we can still catch the start of Countdown.
Who are you? He sent you, didn't he? Where's the briefcase?
你是谁? 他派你来的吧? 手提箱在哪儿?
Where's the case?!
I don't know. I don't know anything about any case!
This is why you should never get involved.
Not so much as a thank you.
You let him out! Jesus! You shouldn't have done that!
你把他放出来了 天呐 你不该这么做
What the fuck is going on?
Imagine the bloke in the freezer is a giant shit.
And over here, we have a great big fan.
Shit and then you got the fan...
I'm going to level with you.
Hmm? So prepare to be shocked, huh?
嗯? 准备大吃一惊吧 嗯?
Surprised, and more than a little bit amazed.
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