美剧 | 皮特的糟糕生活（2010） | 导航列表
Tonight, on Pete Versus Life,
the socially inept would-be sports writer
takes on a quite daunting array of top flight opponents.
There's his best mate's fiancee, Anna,
whose goal is never to have to use public transport again.
Jen, the human rights lawyer who
once threw a carton of natural yoghurt at Tony Blair.
And his ex-flatmate, Jake - he likes the environment,
还有他的前室友 Jake 他热爱自然环境
but he also likes a laugh.
Let's see how he gets on in Pete Versus Life.'
Welcome. I'm Colin King.
欢迎收看 我是Colin King
And I'm Terry McIlroy.
So, we find Pete in a theme bar.
What do you think the theme is, Terry?
Well, the world's shittest pub by the looks of it, Colin.
So, on the plus side, it's full of young, pretty girls,
or, as we used to say back in the old days, "Crumpet".
Well, times have moved on.
Let's just say "Attractive young women".
Although I believe the term "Bitches" Is now acceptable.
Not on TV, Terry.
Hi, guys. Hey!
嗨 伙计们 嘿
Has anyone got any questions
that they want me to ask Cristiano Ronaldo?
It's all set for tomorrow.
The interview's happening? Brilliant!
Excuse me, Pete, but we
抱歉 打断一下 Pete
were having a conversation before you arrived.
Unless you think football is more important than our wedding?
No, your wedding's great.
Thanks. So I was just telling Ollie about the place settings...
every table's going to be
named after a different college at Oxford,
cos that was such an important part of my life.
That's a really good idea.
There'll be Brasenose, Pembroke, Jesus, Oriel, Trinity...
有布拉森诺斯 彭布罗克 耶稣 奥里尔 三一
Now,she's mentioned this table
place settings idea before, hasn't she?
Yeah, on the 4th of March and the 12th of March.
It's also the 1♥1♥4♥th time she's
crowbarred in the fact that she went to Oxford.
Astonishing to think she was only there for two terms.
And of course the last time they met,
Pete had to sit through 45 minutes on canapes...
That's right... and an hour a half
which left very little time for Pete's topics.
There's so much here for Pete to dislike
on the special vows she's written for Rob to say,
and that's before we get to the fact that since the engagement,
she's taken to calling Rob...
Bunny! Bunny. Bunny. Bunny. Bunny.
兔宝宝 兔宝宝 兔宝宝 兔宝宝 兔宝宝
Everyone still happy with Amsterdam for the stag weekend?
I'll be perfectly happy
just to look at prostitutes in shop windows.
Well, what's the point of that?
You get to look at them,
but because they're behind glass they can't get you.
Fantastic news, Bunny!
Sally can cover for me at work
I can come to Amsterdam on the stag weekend!
Oh, that's brilliant!
We decided if I could swing it, then I should come,
because we're not only lovers but also...
Yeah... well, th-that is brilliant.
是啊 那 那真是太棒了
We can hire bicycles, go to the Van Gogh Museum...
It's going to be a scream! So,Pete under pressure.
那一定爽死了 所以 Pete觉得有压力了
What's he got in his locker?
Oh, my God! We can visit Anne Frank's house.
Oh, I can't come.
What? Why not?
Because of global warming.
Short haul flights are an environmental crime.
But I thought it was your idea to go to Amsterdam?
Yeah, I know, but I've had time to think about it and...
对 我知道 但是我有时间之后想了想
air travel results in 1.5 kilos of carbon dioxide
being emitted into the Earth's atmosphere for every mile flown,
and that is unacceptable.
But you've... you've got to come,
mate. It's... it's my stag weekend.
Yeah, I know but... it's your children's future.
是 我知道 可是 这可是你下一代的未来啊
Just going for a wee.
Hi, I'm Chloe. Sorry, I
嗨 我是Chloe 抱歉
I couldn't help overhearing what you were saying,
and I think it's fantastic that you're not going on your friend's
stag weekend for the sake of the environment.
It's just something I'm really passionate about.
In fact, that's mine there, left it there earlier.
Oh, for me the environment is like a religion.
Really like it.
Well, Terry, it looks like they wasted no time at all.
好吧 Terry 看起来他们一点都不浪费时间
There's no other way to
put this - they are in the foreplay stages
of the act of love-making.
And look at Pete's face!
She's got her hand on his old man.
What a great feeling that is, eh, Colin?
感觉多棒啊 对吧 Colin
Oh, yeah, one of the best.
Getting the hand wrapped round the old
bald-headed giggle stick. It's always a magic moment.
I remember back in 85,
I was walking out with a young Anthea Turner...
Have to stop you there, Terry.
Looks like Pete is going downstairs. Yes!
He's off the fairway and into the rough.
Aye, yodeling in the canyon.
It's not something you'd expect from Pete,
not something he's overly fond of, but fair play to the lad,
he's pulling out all the bells and whistles on this one.
So, let's take a closer
look at the action. Well, he's resurfaced.
Looks like they're going to go for it - oh, and they're off!
看起来他们要来真格的了 噢 他们开始了
Yeah, and very quickly into a nice rhythm.
Listen to Chloe, making some very encouraging noises.
Well, he's acquitted himself very well so far, but now
is the crucial phase, this is where discipline really comes in.
Oh, and there's the first indication
he may be reaching the finishing line sooner than he'd hoped.
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