美剧 | 疯城记（2009） | 导航列表
Cashier number 3, please.
He's left his candle.
Mr Lomax, it's Michael Fry.
Social services sent me.
Get your claw out of my holy of holies!
Big push for me, Emma.
Come on now.
Right, push. Ok, here's baby's head.
就这样 用力 孩子的头出来了
And I'll pause it there,
as some of the dads are
looking a little bit green around the gills!
I actually prefer this video.
Because unlike some of the others,
it shows the sheer bloody pain of it!
And as I always say, you gotta split the pod to get the peas out.
就像我说的 不掰豆荚 焉得豆子
I won't be showing you the rest of this now.
There are copies available both on video and DVB, x certificate.
But I would ask you not to
fast forward through the contractions, please,
because after all, you can't do that in real life.
So anyway, after hours and hours
and hours of screaming agony,
this is what you get.
Here he is.
This is Freddy. How do you know it's a boy?
Because he's my little Freddy and that's what I wanted.
when you're going to pick up baby,
it is most important that you support the head, like thus.
And cradle him into the crook of your arm,
being very careful with the top of his head,
because this area here is what we call soft spot.
The fontanelle. What's that, Miriam?
是"卤门" 你说什么 米丽亚姆
Oh, my name's Kate.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were Dr Miriam Stoppard.
So if you'd all like to
help yourself to a dolly from the baby box.
Dad, would you like to hand them out?
And then we can take it in turns holding the baby
and practice putting on one of these new fangled modern nappies.
We've run out.
Use this one.
Don't touch him!
I'm bleeding! And he might have brain damage.
What did I just tell you about supporting their head?
Poor little mite. Come on, Freddy. There, there.
可怜的小家伙 别怕 弗雷迪
It's only a doll.
Not for much longer.
Not for much longer.
Hello there! Do you need a hand?
Are you trying to be funny?
I can manage. Thank you.
Trevor. Mr Jolly's here.
I'm Mr Jelly! Totally different act.
Wanted him, didn't you? Mr Jolly.
想找他 对吧 找开心果先生
This is always happening to me. Why can't people read?
It doesn't matter.
You're still a children's entertainer, aren't you?
No, I'm Dr Harold Shipman.
Course I'm a fucking children's entertainer!
You think this is a tattoo?
We were hoping for a princess party.
Is that something...? I've got one act
and one act only!
Mr Jelly and his hundred hands.
There's not 100. There's 16, all in that bag.
当然没百只 只有16只 都在袋子里
Kids never count, they're all too thick.
I do balloons, magic, bubbles, stories.
我能玩气球 变戏法 吹泡泡 讲故事
Can do, if the princess has hooks instead of hands.
I need a sturdy table,
pair of pliers and WD-40.
That sounds a bit dangerous around children...
I'm not spraying it on them!
I'm spraying it on these. You don't get that with Mr Jolly!
Where am I going?
Shit, you made me jump, man!
该死 老兄 你吓了我一跳
They sent me to read to you something.
I'll be the judge of that.
I know all about you, Michael Fry.
What was it,
you get caught with your fingers in the pick and mix?
Something like that.
So it was either this or digging up roads, was it?
You're not daft, are you? I got caught, so...
你还不算笨嘛 我被抓了 所以...
have a plum.
No, you're all right, thanks.
不用 你客气了 谢谢
They're off now, aren't they?
Yeah, a little bit. Thought they tasted a bit sharp.
Bin still here, is it? No, it's...
垃圾桶还在这吧 不 它在...
I'll do it.
It's that blackie cleaner. She tries to trick me.
You can't make head nor tail of her.
Did they tell you what your duties are?
They said I had to read to you, do your paperwork.
And the rest!
Do you like Tony Hancock?
Dunno who he is. Good. That's what I told them.
没听说过 很好 我告诉过他们
I don't want his name mentioned in this house again.
Not after what he did to Sid James.
There's some letters. Want me to read them?
Is there anything from NASA?
Damn! They won't be told!
How many more lives must they gamble with before they listen?
Go on then,
how much have I got?
Lot of money, in't it, tealeaf?
很多钱 是吧 小毛贼
I bet you're wondering how I came by it.
Let's just say I deal in certain
Very valuable commodities.
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