美剧 | 南方公园（1997） | 导航列表
I'm going down to south park
gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park
gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas
I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine.
All right, parents and students, please take your seats.
Now, as you know,
There was an incident at the school last week
involving a student referring to rape as a "Hot Cosby."
Principal Victoria has been fired.
-开除了 真的吗 -干得好 伙计
- Fired? Really? - Sweet, dude!
And a new person has been appointed
to try and make South Park Elementary
a more progressive place that fits in with today's times.
So, please welcome P.C. Principal.
All right, listen up. My name is P.C. Principal.
我不了解你们 但老实说 我已经厌倦了
I don't know about you, but frankly, I'm sick and tired of
how minority groups are marginalized in today's society.
I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp!
Students who still use the word "Retarded,"
A teacher who said women without wombs
should get an AIDS test.
Oh, I was a lesbian then.
A chef person of color
who the children had sing soul songs,
and who the children drove to kill himself.
No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
And that's two days' detention for you, young man.
- We'll see you at 4:00. - What?
Let me ask you this. We're in Colorado, right?
Where are the hispanic kids? Huh?
Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?
Well, we have Token. He's black.
And that's two days' detention for you, Mackey. Congratulations.
Wha... I got detention?
I googled South Park before I came here,
and I could not believe the shit you are getting away with.
People claiming to be advocates of transgender rights,
but really just wanting to use the women's bathroom.
A white man who thinks he's Chinese,
and built a wall to keep out Mongolians.
Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!
What the fuck is this? Are you kidding me?
I'm telling you all, this is done.
Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! You hear that?
That's the sound of 2015 pulling you over, people.
Man, I guess things are gonna be different around here.
You know what? I think it's good.
Let's face it, this is long overdue.
Did you guys hear?
Cartman got four days detention
for calling Heidi Turner "Clitty Litter."
But the thing is, ?Eric isn't even fighting it.
It's like he's all sad and scared.
Good! ?He should be sad and scared.
These things do matter.
And I already feel better to be at a school
where we can start to have a dialogue
and talk about this stuff.
Will Kyle Broflovski
Report to the principal's office immediately, m'kay?
Did I say that all right?
Uh, hi. I'm Gerald,
Kyle Broflovski's father.
Have a seat.
I've been talking with your child,
and we're gonna be giving him two weeks detention.
What's this about, kyle?
Your son said some things to a fourth-grade girl
that, frankly, make me want to puke.
Now that I'm principal,
I'm not gonna allow anyone at this school
to be made feel unsafe and harassed.
Wh-wh-what did he say?
You'll have to excuse my language.
"I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."
This kind of transphobic and bigoted hate speech
isn't gonna fly here, bro!
I thought we were all on board
that Caitlyn Jenner is an amazing, beautiful woman
who had the exquisite bravery
of a butterfly flying against the wind.
And then this shit comes out of people's mouths!
P.C. Principal, I-I'm sure Kyle
was just referring to Bruce Jenner as a person,
and not trying to say anything against --
You got a fucking problem, bro?
Cause it's not Bruce fucking Jenner!
It's Caitlyn, and she's a fucking stunning woman!
Or maybe you're the one teaching him
to demean women in the first place.
怎么了 他妈的怎么了 老兄
Huh?! What's up? What the fuck is up, bro?!
Look, maybe we can all just take --
Get the fuck out of here, dude!
I mean, who the hell does this guy think he is?
Some college kid's gonna come in
and tell us our ways are old?
Yeah. And you can't bully our kids like that.
Kyle's already gotten two weeks of detention.
Just 'cause he said something about Caitlyn Jenner.
Oh. Caitlyn Jenner? She's a hero.
She is stunning and brave.
She is absolutely beautiful, and an inspiration.
-是的 -是的 是这样的
-Yep. -Yep, that's right.
What the hell are you guys talki--
Uh, we got to be careful, Gerald.
This is a college bar.
Somebody here have a problem with Caitlyn Jenner?
Cause she's a stunning, beautiful woman,
And if you want to call her anything else,
I'm ready to fucking throw down.
No, no. We're totally fine with it.
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