南方公园（1997）
South Park S13E01
Part 1
2021年2月5日 19:49
Season 13 Episode 1 "The Ring"
第13季 第1集 戒指风波
Would you look at that?
看到了吗
It's just incredible, isn't it?
太不可思议了
I still can't believe it,
即使亲眼目睹
even though it's right in front of me.
我还是不敢相信
Yeah, it's just so... astounding!
实在太让人震惊了
Well believe it, friends.
接受事实吧 朋友们
The impossible has happened.
奇迹发生了
Kenny has a girlfriend.
肯尼交女朋友了
Yeah, a fifth grade girlfriend.
五年级的女朋友
This is serious.
这是认真的
They been going out for almost two weeks now.
他们都约会两礼拜了
So... who is she? Her name's Tammy Warner.
她是谁 她叫泰美·沃纳
She's the only girl in school who's family is actually poorer than Kenny's.
她是学校里唯一比肯尼穷的女生
It's really kind of beautiful, if you'll ask me.
不过要我说确实挺漂亮的
You, guys! You, guys, I think we have a big problem!
伙计们 出大事了
What? Well,
怎么了 嗯
Apparently Kenny has a girlfriend!
肯尼交女朋友了
Yeah dude, Tammy Warner, she is a fifth-grader.
对 泰美·沃纳 五年级的
Does Kenny like her?
肯尼喜欢她吗
I guess so,
应该喜欢吧
she's like his first will girlfriend ever.
毕竟这是他的第一个女朋友
Oh, no! Oh, jeez!
噢不 天啊
Butters, what's the problem?
巴特斯 怎么了
I've just talked to Brad Dickson.
我刚刚听布莱德·狄更斯说
Tammy Warner is bad news.
泰美·沃纳名声很臭
All the fifth-graders call her a slut.
五年级的学生都叫她荡♥妇♥
On account that she gave Dave Darsky a BJ
因为她曾经在星期五餐厅的停车场
in the parking lot of TGI Friday's.
给戴夫·达斯奇口♥交♥
What? It's true!
什么 真的
Ask anybody in fifth grade!
不信去问五年级的人
Tammy Warner is a total slut!
泰美·沃纳就是个荡♥妇♥
That bitch!
臭婊♥子♥
Kenny's gave his heart to her
肯尼把心都交给了她
and she just gonna throw it in face.
她竟然糟蹋他
Kenny deserves to know, fellas.
肯尼有权知道真♥相♥
If you guys found up my girlfriend was a raging whore,
如果你们发现我的女友是个淫♥妇♥
I'd want you to tell me.
我会希望你们告诉我
All right... come on, guys.
好吧 走 伙计们
Hey, Jimmy. What's a BJ?
吉米 什么是口♥交♥
Kenny! Hey, Kenny! (Hey, guys.)
肯尼 伙计们好
Listen, Kenny. We need to talk about your new friend.
肯尼 我们想谈谈你的新女友
(What about her?)
她怎么了
Oh, boy... Kenny,
伙计 肯尼
we know you really like this girl, but...
我们知道你很喜欢她 但是...
(But what?)
但是什么
Well... we've heard that she's...
那个 我们听说她是...
Kenny!
肯尼
Your girlfriend is a notorious whore.
你女朋友是个人尽皆知的妓♥女♥
She even gave a kid named Dave Darsky a BJ
她甚至给一个叫戴夫·达斯奇的小子
in a parking lot of TGI Friday's.
在星期五餐厅停车场口♥交♥
Your girlfriend is a slut, dude.
你女朋友是个荡♥妇♥ 哥们
He took it pretty well.
他似乎还很高兴啊
(Hi, Tammy!) Hi, Ken.
泰美 小肯
You decided what you wanna do after school?
你想好放学后干什么了吗
(I was thinking we should go to TGI Friday's.)
我们去星期五餐厅吧
TGI Friday's? (Yeah, could be lots of fun!)
星期五餐厅 对 肯定很好玩
Yeah, OK.
对
But...
不过
Kenny, listen.
肯尼 听着
There's something I need to tell you about.
有些事我必须告诉你
There's a lot of rumors going around about me.
最近有很多关于我的谣言
That I agreed to give a boy a BJ.
说我给一个男生口♥交♥
Well, It's true.
没错 是真的
But it was before you and I were together,
但那是我们在一起之前的事
and it wasn't my fault.
而且不是我的错
See, I was watching the Disney Channel.
我当时在看迪士尼频道
And that show came on, with the Jonas Brothers.
接着乔纳斯兄弟的节目开始了
(Jonas Brothers?)
乔纳斯兄弟
You know that teenage boy band?
就是那个男孩乐队
Every time I see them I get so... tingly.
每次看到他们 我就特别骚动
I just completely lose control.
我完全失去控制
And then Dave Darsky showed up
接着戴夫·达斯奇来了
and took me to the TGI Friday's.
带我去星期五餐厅
And... It just happened.
接着就发生了
But it was only for one second
不过只是一小会儿
and I had my eyes closed.
我眼睛都闭着
I know it's terrible.
我知道很糟糕
Can you... can you forgive me, Ken?
你能原谅我吗 小肯
There you are, young man.
给 小伙子
Two tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert.
两张乔纳斯兄弟演唱会的票
Thanks!
谢谢
The Jonas Brothers? Dude, Kenny.
乔纳斯兄弟 肯尼
what the hell is wrong with you?
你没事吧
Aren't they those queermos on the Disney Channel?
他们不是迪士尼频道的同性恋嘛
(They get Tammy all hot and then she'll give me a BJ.)
他们能激起泰美跟我口♥交♥
A BJ? You want Tammy to give you a BJ?
口♥交♥ 你要泰美跟你口♥交♥
(Of course, dude!)
当然啦
Kenny! You gonna let a girl put her mouth on your wiener?
肯尼 你要让女生的嘴去碰你的小鸡鸡
Do you know how disgusting that is?
你知道这有多恶心吗
Girl's mouths are full of germs!
女生满嘴细菌
Yeah, dude, that's gross.
对 太恶心了
(It's OK, I'll have protection.)
我会做好保护措施
What kind of protection?
什么保护措施
(A box of condoms, please?)
给我一盒安全套
Box of condoms? Certainly, little boy.
一盒套套 好的 小朋友
What kind would you like?
你要哪种
(I'll take those over there.)
那边那个吧
These here? Certainly.
这个吗 好的
(Cool!)
酷
Kenny, aren't you a little too young for this?
肯尼 你不觉得自己做这事还太小吗
(I'm not young, I want a BJ!)
我不小了 我要口♥交♥
Just because you've got condoms doesn't mean you're safe, Kenny.
就算有安全套也不安全 肯尼
Statistically speaking,
据统计
the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet
全球细菌含量最高的地方
is the mouth of an American woman.
就是美国女性的嘴巴
And you're gonna let that near your penis?
你还想让它碰你的小鸡鸡吗
Kenny, you're the best for bringing me here.
肯尼 你能带我来真是太好了
Isn't this awesome?
这里太棒了
I'm ready... to get it on.
我已准备 激热高涨
But there's no getting on,
但是激♥情♥
till I'm ready.
要待我就绪
It's too soon.
别太心急
Slow down.
慢慢来
Take it easy, young girl. My giny tickles!
别紧张 小女生 我那里好痒
I need your love, baby!
需要你的爱 宝贝
Can't wait till the day I kiss you.
迫不及待亲吻你
Oh, my God! It's start tingling again!
天啊 那种骚动又开始了
Until then I have to tease you.
此前必须挑逗你
'Cause my mom doesn't like it
因为我妈妈不喜欢这样
when I'm naughty. I love you!
当我我淘气时 我爱你
She'll make me clean my room
她会罚我整理房♥间
if I'm naughty, baby!
如果我淘气 宝贝
I'm hot... He's hot...
性感如我 性感如他
Tell me how was that in love...
告诉我 爱的滋味
You'll take your love and go...
带上爱 你将远走
Was it 'cause I wanted to wait
只因我想结婚后
till we were married to put my arm around you?
再拥你入怀
Seasons change,
四季交替
baby.
宝贝
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