《南方公园》第20季 第1集
"怀旧莓"
I'm going down to south park
gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park
gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas
I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine.
各位好 欢迎回来
Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
这里是来自南方公园小学的现场直播
We are live at South Park Elementary school,
南方公园母牛队 VS 杰佛逊骑士队
在这里我们的女子排球队
where the local girls volleyball team
将对阵杰佛森骑士队
is about to take on the Jefferson Sabers.
吉姆 今晚人好多
And, Jim, it is a packed.
全场座无虚席 真是史无前例
Sell-out crowd tonight -- the first time in team history.
所有人都想到现场一睹为快
Everyone turning out to see what's gonna happen.
没错 迈克 今天晚上
That's right, Mike. All eyes tonight
大家都将聚焦四年级的妮可·丹尼尔斯
are of course on 4th grader Nichole Daniels.
奏国歌♥时她会坐着还是站着呢
Will she sit or stand for the national anthem?
本周 全国所有运动员
This week, with athletes all over the country
在奏国歌♥时都采取坐姿
sitting down for the national anthem,
我们支持你 妮可
大家都关心的是
the question on everyone's mind is,
这个小女孩将会怎么做
what is this little girl gonna do?
她不会坐着的 没有理由啊
She's not gonna sit down. Why would she?
去你的 我可是押了一百刀的
Screw that. I got a hundred bucks riding on this.
来啊 妮可 给我坐下
Come on, Nichole! Sit it out!
请大家起立 奏国歌♥
Now please rise for the national anthem.
到时间了
This is it!
国歌♥响起了
The national anthem starts.
妮可·丹尼尔似乎在等待
Nichole Daniels seems to be waiting.
目前看来 还没有...
So far, no sign of --
海蒂·特纳坐下了
Oh, and Heidi Turner is sitting down!
迈克 这真是出人意料
Mike, this is totally unexpected.
在所有目光都聚焦妮可的时候
All eyes were on Nichole when Heidi Turner
海蒂·特纳突然坐下了
comes out of nowhere and sits down for --
然后是梅甘·瑞德里
And there goes Meagan Ridley!
人群沸腾了 这真是不可思议
The crowd is going wild. What a turn of events.
让我们连线戴夫
Let's check in with Dave.
艾德 迈克 我刚查看了女孩们的推特
Ed and Mike, I've just looked at the girls' Twitter accounts,
看起来他们打算在奏国歌♥时坐下
and it appears they are sitting out the national anthem
借此来抗♥议♥她们在网络上
to protest all the harassment and trolling
收到的骚扰和挑衅
they receive on the Internet!
真令人惊讶 戴夫 没有人预料到这一幕
Complete surprise, Dave. Nobody saw this coming.
已经有三名女孩坐下了
Three girls now sitting down, and --
妮可终于也坐下了
and finally there goes Nichole.
太棒了 100刀
Yeah, 100 bucks!
国歌♥快要奏完 场面也尘埃落定
And now as the anthem draws to a close, this thing is over.
最终结果 有四位运动员
The final result -- four athletes sitting out
最终分数
坐下 四名
在奏国歌♥时坐下了 其中三名甚至不是黑人
on the national anthem, three of them not even black.
以上是发生在南方公园的惊人一幕
A shocker here in South Park.
感谢您的参与
Thanks for joining us.
天呐 真的太棒了
Oh, my God, that was great!
开球
Uh, play ball.
女士们 首先我想说
All right, ladies, first of all, I want to say
我完全尊重你们对于国歌♥
that I completely respect your decision to protest
进行的抗♥议♥
our national anthem.
我觉得这很棒
I thought it was sweet.
我相信你们让大家对于性别平等这一重要议题
I believe you shed some light on some very important issues
产生了更多的关注
regarding gender equality.
你打算拿埃里克·卡特曼怎么办
What are you doing about Eric Cartman?
女士们 我理解你们
Ladies, I understand you're upset about
因为网上的挑衅言论感到沮丧
the trolling you've received on the Internet.
可没有证据表明埃里克·卡特曼是婊♥子♥猎人42
But there is no evidence that Eric Cartman is skankhunt42.
就是他 简直太明显了
It is him. It's completely obvious,
然而没有人采取任何措施
and nobody's doing anything about it.
他声称他正在努力
Well, he claims that he's been working
改变自己和自己周围的一切
at changing himself and the world around him.
让卡特曼先生进来
Send in Mr. Cartman.
托肯的生命不容漠视
你要见我吗 政正校长
You wanted to see me, PC Principal?
卡尔曼先生 我要再问你一次
Mr. Cartman, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
你到底是不是网络喷子婊♥子♥猎人42
Are you or are you not the Internet troll skankhunt42?
应该是婊♥子♥-猎人42 另外我不是
It's skank-hunt42, and no, I am not.
他在说谎 让他把手♥机♥给你看
He's lying. Make him show you his phone.
很不幸 那样会侵犯我的人♥权♥
Unfortunately, that'd be a breach of my civil rights.
不过我敢保证 没有人比我更加
But I can assure you, nobody respected
尊重你们的令人心酸的抗♥议♥
you girls' poignant protests more than I did.
各位议员 我们国家正面临前所未有的分♥裂♥
Fellow Senators, our nation is divided like never before.
在这所有人都努力争取关注的时刻
While people everywhere fight for their voices to be heard,
也许我们是时候考虑
perhaps it is time for us to consider
更换国歌♥的事情的
that our national anthem needs to be changed.
美国人♥民♥需要一首能够鼓舞激励人心的歌♥
Americans need an anthem that inspires and excites,
一首能代表所有人的歌♥
an anthem that has something for everyone,
同时还要保留对过去的致敬
while still paying tribute to what it once was.
我相信唯一一个有能力
I believe there's only one person capable
做到这一点的人是
of achieving this --
J·J·艾布拉姆斯
J.J. Abrams.
J·J·艾布拉姆斯
Oh, J.J. Abrams!
[美国制♥作♥人、作家、导演、演员及作曲家]
他拯救了《星球大战》
He saved "Star Wars",
而现在 我们将请他拯救我们的国家
and now we will ask him to save our country.
艾布拉姆斯先生
Mr. Abrams?
艾布拉姆斯先生 我们需要跟您谈谈
Mr. Abrams, we need to speak with you.
看那里
Look there.
艾布拉姆斯先生 我代表美国人♥民♥发声
Mr. Abrams, I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere.
我们来请您重振美国国歌♥
We've come to ask you to reboot the national anthem.
求您了 艾布拉姆斯先生
Please, Mr. Abrams,
我们知道很多人请您重振很多事
we know you've been asked to reboot a lot.
我们知道您很累
We know you're tired.
我们知道您很累
We know you're tired.
您怎么看 先生
What do you say, sir?
我们都想要一些新鲜的东西
We all want something new,
但同时又能让我们记住那些爱过的一切
but that makes us remember the things we loved.
我们想要记住
We want to member.
我们需要您的"怀旧莓"
We need your memberberries!
一盏灯表示同意
One light means yes.
两盏灯表示拒绝
Two lights means no.
各位同学 你们都知道网络喷子婊♥子♥猎人t42
Fellow students, as you know, an Internet troll
一直在网上对女性和女孩们进行骚扰
by the name of skankhunt42 has been harassing women and girls
通过在学校留言板上发表侮辱性言论
by making degrading comments on our school message board.
女孩们非常恼火 而且很多男同学相信
The girls are very upset, and many male students believe
这只是因为女孩们没有幽默感
that it's just because girls don't have a sense of humor.
我不能苟同
I beg to disagree.
女孩们做主 女人们有趣 习惯就好
Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.
有一天我在走廊里
Just the other day in the hallway,
听到两个男同学说
I heard two male students saying
《超能敢死队》[主角都是女性]烂爆了
how the new "Ghostbusters" sucked balls.
我对此感到非常震惊
I was shocked and appalled.
我们是时候意识到并接受
It is time for us all to realize and accept
女孩们很酷 女人们有趣 这个事实
that girls are cool and women are funny.
温蒂 请你到这里来一下可以吗
Wendy? Wendy, could you come up here, please?
上来吧温蒂 大家欢迎温蒂·苔丝博格
Come on up, Wendy. Wendy Testaburger, guys.
温蒂 来吧 逗大家乐一个
Wendy, go ahead. Be funny.
说点有趣的事情 温蒂
Say something funny, Wendy.
我们等不及了
We can't wait.
我不觉得搞笑
I'm not funny.
温蒂 女孩们很有趣好吧 习惯就好
Hey, girls are funny Wendy, okay? Get over it.
就是你们女人间的幽默 你懂的
Just do women's comedy stuff -- you know, talk about
谈论你有多胖 多想和男人上♥床♥
how fat you are and how you want to have sex with guys
然后多说点"我的阴♥道♥"