Fish on a string! Fish on a string!
Delight the children, hypnotise the cat.
Fish on a string! Fish on a string!
Delight the kiddies, confuse the kitties.
It is our newest product. The Piano Sofa.
So exhilarating to play!
And so comfortable when you stop!
Can I interest you in our safari buffet?
There's giraffe giblets, snake-etti,
tinned tiger or zebra cordial.
And we stock all the bacons from mouse
And I'm sure your nephew would enjoy reading this, sir.
And then you turn this handle
and by the queenie position system or QPS,
it locates out glorious monarch wherever she is in the world.
So patriotic and so portable.
I'll take it and I'll pay twice the asking price.
Then I shall throw in this mechanical French hater!
I do wish we didn't stock that. So crude.
But it sells so well.
Britain's France haty-ness is our financial gain.
亲爱的 让你 维克多和维多利亚
Oh, dearest, I'm sorry that you, Victor and Victoria,
have to sully your hands with work!
But we enjoy it. Don't we children?
Very indeed, Papa.
But I have ambitions, to earn enough money
to spare my family from toil,
so we may lead a life of luxury and loveliness.
We are happy as we are. Count your blessings.
我有啊亲爱的 每天都数 现在我有七样宝贝
I do, my dear, every day. Currently, I have seven.
It's just sometimes I think I would like eight or 19.
傻瓜 小可爱 野心家贾灵顿
Dear silly, lovely, ambitious Jedrington.
Letter for Mrs Conceptiva Secret-Past!
Can I help you?
I'll take these, please.
Were you eavesdropping?
I may have heard something.
I think you should leave.
What if I told you I'm a rich businessman
looking for younger partners who'll become rich themselves?
I think you should stay.
Alas, I have to rush to a meeting of the Plutocrat Society.
But... call on me, tomorrow.
Everything all right, dear?
Yes, of course.
I have been seeking a young partner for some time.
I did consider having multiple candidates,
forcing them to do a series of demeaning weekly tasks
masquerading as business challenges
and then firing them one by one.
But that just seemed ludicrous.
More like music hall larks than business sense.
没错 你看 我们思想已经同步了
Yes, you see, we think alike already.
In fact, you remind me of myself when I was your age.
For you see when I was your age,
I was the same age as you are now.
And I too had a hungry ambition, that longed to taste of success pie
and money gravy.
They sound delicious.
And you shall dine on them daily as soon as you sign this contract.
If you're worried about what you get from the deal,
this chart explains everything.
I'm sure I don't have to tell a man, such as yourself,
what all this means.
No...of course not.
Maybe a bit.
Obviously, there will be maximal profitisation
of throughput outcomes
in the positively extruded asset yield actualisation.
Your mutualised share-tranche, is the equivalent
of an actimised accrual on a stipendiary roo ha ha,
with collateral umbification of 94%.
In short, you'll get...
Let us have a drink while you consider.
Maybe a shorry or a brindy?
I have never heard of shorry or brindy.
They are special drinks...
for the rich.
Part of a world...
that you will soon enjoy.
Then I shall have a brindy. Little taste of your future.
Like the rich. Like you if you sign.
真的是很烈啊 哦 我已经醉了
It really is strung! Ooh! I'm already dronk!
The only way to be for any massive life decision. Now, come on, sign.
Oh! Why not! For though this seems...
what possible harm could come of it?
Terms and conditions apply,
levels of harm will go up rather than down,
contract may contain traces of evil.
Nothing, I was just... clearing my throat.
Signy-sign, signy-sign, sign, sign.
Oh, what the heck!
You will quite possibly not regret it at first, Jedrington.
I'm sure I shall not.
Ooh, I really am quite dronk.
Ha! The shares in our company
have risen so fast they have had to append a new bit of paper.
哦 "窝士忌" 好喝
Ah, whosky, delicious.
I love having servants. They do so much for you.
I can make my own drink, thank you.
I still do not see how we have become so rich so quickly.
It all involves words such as "leveraging",
"collateralisation" and "platyhelminth".
Is a platyhelminth not a type of flat, unsegmented worm?
That just goes to show
how little you understand of business, dearest.
THE SOUND OF More money being delivered. Do not question it.
我相信你 爸爸 我现在不用干活
I question it not, Papa, for instead of working,
I enjoy such luxuries as bathing in jam!
I have just had my fifth bath of the day.
And you forgot to dry yourself properly, dearest.
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