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- Karl, seriously, not again. - Sorry. I can't help it. I saw some bra strap.
- Karl，不是吧，又来？ -抱歉，妳太性感了。妳胸罩露出来了。
Well, make it go down. We're at work.
It's an erection, Natalie.It doesn't listen to reason.
- Morning. - Morning. - Morning.
-早上好。 - 好。 - 好
- It won't go away. - Er, tap it on the end.
- 只能这样了 - 把它摁下去
People stir their tea with that.
Er, no jacket, Trish?
Oh, no. Just some new shoulder pads.
Oh, Karl, can you help me with this?
You all right there, Karl?
- No. Very stiff. - Oh, ridiculously stiff.
- 没事，依然坚挺 - 哦，讲什么鬼呀
I mean, what do you do if you've got arthritis?
Don't yank it too hard, Karl. You'll make a big milky mess.
Right. Come on, you two. Choppity-chop! People to sign on.
- Er... - Now please.
- 呃... - 赶快！
Er, Trish, do you remember when you had that ear infection?
I think I might be coming down with one. What are the symptoms again?
Oh, weeping pus everywhere.
It was like a kind of a waxy fondue just dribbling from my ear.
I woke up every morning with crusty pillows. Mm.
- And we're done. - Mm.
- 好了 - 嗯
Another day, you're gonna make it work
Another day, you're gonna make it work
Some day, you're gonna make this work
- 小强_one 诚译-
Where's the evidence that you've been actively seeking employment？
It's there. You've just dropped tuna all over it.
They're not going to accept it. It's covered in brine.
It's only me.
Here you are. Brunch.
- (MEOWS) - Pardon?
- (喵嗷) - 你说什么？
Oh, I love you, too.
Trish, can you...
- Oh. More milk? - Mm.
- 哦，弄得全是奶哦 - 嗯
Oh. I'm trying to combat osteoporosis.
I've got unusually small bones. I'm mean, I'm built like a blue tit.
Sorry. I'm lost.
Oh. I'm entering the menopause, Natalie.
There are no more eggs in my basket.
Mother Nature is just giving up on me. The bitch is leaving me high
and quite literally dry.
Oh, here. I brought these in for you.
There's tampons, towels,
Even a moon cup.
- OK. - Don't worry. It's been through the dishwasher.
- 好吧 - 别担心，这个洗的很干净的
I've got no need for it now.
Unless it's not the menopause.
- What? - Well, you couldn't be pregnant, could you?
- 说啥？ -额，妳不会是怀孕么，是的么？
No, no, no, no.
- Yes. Shit. Yes. I could be. - Oh, my God. Who have you had sex with?
- 有可能，擦，是的，应该是的 - 哦，天呐，你和谁呀？
- A chap I met online. - A dating website?
- 一个网上认识的家伙 - 网上交友？
eBay. I went round to pick up a Welsh dresser and he answered the door in a robe.
- At two in the afternoon. You know what that means. - Depression?
- 下午两点，你知道这意味着什么吗？ - 忧愁？
Although he did cry afterwards.
- Did you give him a bad rating? - Well, yes.
- 难道你没给他好评？ - 确实如此
The listing said 'as new', but when I got it home, one of the doors fell off.
Oh, God, Natalie.
I could be pregnant by a rogue trader.
I'm sending you on unpaid work experience.
This is the company that has just made me redundant.
- The placement matches your skillset. - Of course it does. It's my old job.
- 配置是和你职业技能相匹配的 - 废话，我之前就是干这个的
You'll know what you're doing, then.
- (MEOWS) - I thought he'd never go.
- (喵嗷) - 我还以为他不会走开的
- (MEOWS) - Yes, he was.
- (喵嗷) - 是呀
But there's no need for language like that.
Had enough already, Nat? It's only half nine.
I'm just popping out for five minutes.
- Where are you going? - Wouldn't you like to know?
- 你要去哪呀？ - 一定要知道么？
- Yeah. So where are you going? - I'm not telling you. - Got another fella?
- 嗯，你到底要去哪？ - 我才不要告诉你 - 去找小情人？
- Are you getting me a present? - Maybe. - Is that maybe you've got another fella?
- 是给我买♥♥礼物么？ - 或许吧 -你哈是去找小情人呀？
- Or maybe getting Karl a present? - What is it?
- 还是给Karl买♥♥礼物？ - 到底哪个？
- I'm not getting you a present. - Is it a cordless power drill?
- 我才不要给你买♥♥礼物 - 是去买♥♥无线电钻？
Why would I buy Karl a cordless power drill?
Get him one of them funny oven gloves that looks like a claw.
No. No man wants one of them.
- Eh! I bought you one of them last Christmas. - You were my Secret Santa?
- 喂！去年圣诞节我就给你买♥♥了个 - 你是我的神秘圣诞老人么？
- Honestly, Janette, next year, I'll just have the fiver. - It's not socks, is it?
- Janette，说真滴，明年，我就只要5块钱就好了 - 是袜子么？
I'm not getting you a present, Karl.
She is so getting me a present.
- Oh, how much do I owe you? - Eight pounds.
- 哦，我要付你多少钱？ - 8块
- Eight pounds? They always get you when you're vulnerable. - I know.
- 8块？总是在你脆弱的时候发生这些事 - 我都懂的
- Thrush cream is a tenner. - Well, take it from the petty cash.
- 画眉膏还得10元嘞 - 好吧，从零花钱里拿吧
OK. Er... It's one line if you're not pregnant.
And if you are?
Skull and crossbones!
No. It's two lines if you are.
I can't be a mother, Natalie. I haven't got a maternal bone in my body.
I make children cry.
- No, you don't. - It's my hair. Children and the elderly find it disconcerting.
- 不，你不会的 - 你看我头发，小孩和老人看到后心烦意燥的
It's the static.
Well, your own child would see beyond that.
You can't underestimate the bond between mother and baby.
I can. I can't bear the thought of something growing inside me like a...
like a tapeworm, feeding off me for nine months and then I'm expected to love it.
- You can't love a tapeworm, Natalie. - But it would be your tapeworm. - No.
- Natalie，你不会喜欢绦虫吧 - 但这就是你的绦虫 - 瞎扯
- You need to know. - I don't want to. - You have to. - You do it.
- 你必须知道 - 我不要 - 你必须 - 你去弄
- That doesn't make sense. - I know! I'm hysterical!
OK. Erm... OK.
I'll just hang onto it for now. Shall I?
- What are you doing? - Oh. Finding my present.
- 你干么？ - 找礼物呀
- You've changed. - Want some?
- 你变了 - 哪有？
Smells like Cherry Bakewells.
No, I do not.
- Natalie says your hands show the first signs of ageing. - Go on then.
- Natalie说手是最先衰老的 - 弄点呗
Oh, now that is very hydrating.
Just one of the perks of having a girlfriend.
Is that the result of another?
Is that what I think it is?
- Congratulations. I'll get the cigars. - No, no, no, no.
- 恭喜！你有一盒烟了 - 不对劲，不对，不，不
- This isn't planned. - Either way, you've got her locked in for the next 18 years.
- 没有预想到这个 - 另一说，她得和一起好好养大小孩了
A smart move for a lad with your face.
We've only been going out three months.
I don't know anything about it. I don't even know her bra size.
It's a gift.
Pss-pss! Come on.
Where are you?
Oh, don't be like this.
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