美剧 | 废柴舅舅（2014） | 导航列表
So... How are you doing?
Yeah. Shared custody isn't that bad, really.
Mum and Dad are in better moods now.
Oh, I made a new schedule.
It's good seeing you.
One of these days I'm going to be dead for real,
and you won't respond appropriately!
You didn't even check my vitals.
Have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
He was preparing his village for imminent wolf attacks.
As a result of gross negligence, a child was torn limb-from-limb!
He had it coming though, didn't he?
Oh, shit! Come on!
噢 要死啦 搞什么
I'm tired of playing video games.
But that's what we do.
You come over here and we play games.
That's our thing.
Yeah, for the last year.
Can't we try a new "Thing?"
How about puzzles?
Oh, fuck puzzles. Go on, switch it back on.
去他妈的填字 快点 打开嘛
I'm bored, I'm going to Dad's.
Wait, look, I'm sorry.
等等 好吧 对不起
I'm just cranky 'cause of my shit job.
Why don't you just quit?
I can't quit. If I quit I don't get severance.
I've tried getting fired.
I relabelled the whole aisle of carpets
"Baby shit brown", and nobody noticed.
I'm sorry too. This whole restraining order's just really...
Getting on your tits?
All this sneaking around has given me a rash.
I've cut out caffeine so I know it's not that.
Well, why don't we ask your dad to drop the restraining order?
I'm sure he's cooled down by now.
Oh, you think?
Once I told him I didn't like his cooking
and he didn't talk to me for a week!
Fine. Then I guess we'll have to
keep this secret for the rest of our lives.
Switch it back on and let's have a game!
I've got a better idea.
Let's write a song!
I think I did see a puzzle round here somewhere.
Come on. When was the last time you wrote a really cracking tune?
We haven't done anything together since, since Rage Records.
Yeah. I'm just kind of letting some ideas percolate at the moment.
No. Are you telling me you haven't written a song in a year?
不是吧 你是说 你这一年一首歌♥都没写过吗
You've got writer's block! I don't have writer's block!
It's OK. Hemmingway had writer's block. Really?
这没什么 海明威也遇到过瓶颈 是吗
What did he do about it? He shot himself.
Shit! It's Mum. What are we going to do?
要死 是我妈妈 怎么办啊
Let's tell her. She'll be cool.
Yeah, but if Dad finds out that she knew
he'll never forgive her.
Fine. Climb out the window then. Er, no.
好吧 从窗户爬出去 呃 才不要
I'm reporting you to the police.
Why? For being a neglectful brother.
I have my first client tomorrow.
Why would anyone let ME be their therapist?!
I mean, do they know my history?
And, look, look...
而且 你看 看
I have bitchy resting face.
I can't listen to crazy people's fucked-up problems
and keep my bitchy face neutral.
Right, quick, just tell me something horrible.
对 赶紧的 跟我讲点骇人听闻
Something nobody knows.
I ran over a pigeon the other day.
I had a wank in a Tube station toilet.
There was a homeless man crying in the cubicle next to mine.
That didn't stop me. In a weird way,
if anything, I think it helped.
How am I doing? You look constipated.
God I'm screwed. That story didn't really happen did it?
我完蛋了 你的故事是瞎编的 对吧
No, the pigeon's fine.
What was that?
Er, I have a girl over. Lola.
呃 我约了女孩来家里 叫Lola
Looks like someone's dry spell ended with a "Bang."
Get her out here. Let's meet the old gal.
No! She's very shy.
Is this Roly's bag?
Yes. I mean, I miss him
对 是这样 我太想他了
and I went out and I bought a bag that's exactly like his.
So whenever I'm feeling lonely I can just look at it
and imagine he's here.
That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Come here.
If it makes it any easier, I know he misses you too.
Right. Have fun with Lola.
See you tomorrow, Lola.
Until next time, Tube wanker.
No, I don't think you look fat in it at all.
Well, only in the good parts... Dad, are you home?
就算有肉也是长在该长的地方 爸爸 你在家吗
Oh, sweetie, I'd better go, Errol's home.
噢 亲爱的 我得挂了 Errol回来了
No, I love you more. Love you more. Bye.
不 我更爱你 更爱你 拜
Sorry I was a bit late.
I was just finishing off my homework at school.
No rest for the wicked. This has become a habit.
What's the point in calling it "Homework"
if you're not doing it at home?
Good one, Dad!
Erm, Dad, can I ask you something?
呃 爸爸 能问你点事吗
Is it the chicken?
Sorry, I know your feelings on microwave radiation,
I didn't have time to cook it in the oven. No, no, no.
It's fine. Don't worry about it. Good.
挺好的 不用担心这个 那就好
Now, what did you want to ask?
Erm, can you pass the salt, please?
呃 能把盐递给我吗 谢谢
**Here I am, in a room*
**That's where I live*
**Next door lives a woman named Barbara*
**She likes a good doner kebabera.*
Oh! Oh, argh!
Would you like a tissue?
Ah, hello, Belle, do come in.
你好 Belle 请进
Just take a seat.
So I've got a little history from your mum,
but this is your space, so I'd love to hear, hear from you.
I know that eating disorders can be very challenging.
I don't have an eating disorder. Well, disordered eating, behaviour.
我没有饮食失调症 好吧 吃饭不规律
Complex feelings towards food
and shame which, hopefully, we can work on through these...
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