美剧 | 废柴舅舅（2014） | 导航列表
Andy King, thank you for taking the time to chat with us.
Andy King 十分感谢你抽出时间来接受我们的访谈
Pleasure, Imogen. Long-time reader and fan.
我很荣幸 Imogen 一直以来都是你们的读者和粉丝
You've had quite the fairy-tale year.
I mean, one minute, you're busking,
your demo's getting rejected and rejected.
A loser, if you don't mind me saying.
Hey, truth is truth.
And then, on a whim, you do this song contest.
Last Place Hero gets noticed by Marsh Healy at Portal Records,
and the rest is history.
I mean, you topped the BBC Sound Of 2016 list,
your album's getting five-star reviews,
you're tipped for a Mercury nom' -
I mean, you must feel like you're dreaming.
It just goes to show
that if you stick to making the music you believe in
and don't lose sight of your priorities,
then good things can happen.
I was talking to Yusuf the other day...
Yusuf? Yusuf Islam?
Yusuf是谁 Yusuf Islam
You know, Cat Stevens.
你知道的 就是Cat Stevens
Anyway, me and Suf were chatting about artistic integrity
and how it doesn't matter if you're playing to a packed-out crowd
or a deaf dog, it's got to be for you, you know?
That is really going to resonate with our readers.
So, we like to throw in a couple of silly questions at the end,
just for fun.
So, what are your upcoming plans for Father's Day?
None, really. I mean, my old man, he lives in Spain.
没有 真没有 我老爸住在西班牙
I'll probably give him a bell.
At least I won't be asking him for money this year!
Actually, I was talking about your son.
I don't have any children.
But my songs... My songs are like children.
I've got a nerdy nephew, if that counts.
Really? Because our researcher found a birth certificate from over a year ago
proving that you fathered a child
with Teresa Connor, the disgraced Parliamentary lawyer.
Recently went through a messy public divorce.
Remember? It was all over the Daily Fail,
so we know that you have a child,
a little boy that you've never had the decency to contact.
What do you have to say to that, Andy King?
你对此有什么想说的吗 Andy King
Well, well... We're all waiting.
This should be good.
That is communal orange juice.
You can't be putting your mouth all over it like that.
You're right, I should probably stick a bit of tongue in too.
Does everything have to be an innuendo with you?
Haven't you heard? I'm the innuendo champ.
I had to BEAT OFF some pretty STIFF competition.
Hashtag dad jokes.
It's not a dad joke. I'm not even old enough to be a dad.
Even I'm old enough to be a dad, technically.
准确来说 在生理上 我都已经可以当爹了
What are you doing up this early, anyway?
Got an interview with a record company today, don't I?
What one? Guinness Worlds?
Portal Records, actually.
They're sort of a big deal, run by Marshall Healy.
他们算是大公♥司♥吧 老板是Marshall Healy
Oh, Bruce and his old filters.
So, are you still having those nightmares? What nightmares?
The ones that you wake up from every day, screaming?
That's just cramp. I probably need more...potassium.
Anyway, I need you to sign for a package
that's going to be delivered when I'm out.
Sorry, I've blocked out my day for reading.
Those nightmares haven't got anything to do with Melody, do they?
Melody? Haven't thought about her in ages.
Then why are you constantly checking her Instagram?
Oh, I am so late for work.
You're up early. Is it the nightmares?
Oh, shit, I forgot my phone.
Munchkin, can you get it for me? It's by the bed.
宝宝 你帮我拿一下好吗 就在我床边
I'm 15 now, Mum.
Why do I still have to get your things?
When you were born, there wasn't time for an epidural,
so you owe me forever.
Can you fix Roly for me?
He's in a shit mood and I can't handle him right now
because Bruce has baby fever and it is freaking me out.
I hear you. You're a professional milf with a gawky teen.
You haven't got time for nappies and burping.
I mean, look at the Pope.
He wouldn't be Poping if
he had a baby Bjorn slung over his shoulder.
Some people have a higher calling.
Exactly. My career's just taking off.
I'm finally free for yoga and book club.
Plus, you've already got two rotten kids between you.
Why does he want more? With Father's Day this weekend,
I guess it's weighing on him
that he doesn't have any biological children
to propagate his seed.
Men and their egos, right?
My jingle's about to come on the radio.
**Come on down to the carpet superstore*
**Buy a new rug and cover your ugly floor*
**The selection's tops and the deals don't stop*
**Jackpot for moths We've got the lot*
**There ain't no others You get the druthers*
**Come on down to*
Did you see how I rhymed druthers with brothers?
So, now that you're getting paid for these radio spots,
and your home studio is up and running,
I guess I'm finally going to start seeing some rent money, right?
Right. Well, almost.
I am still paying back Val, but as soon as I've done that...
Ah. Thanks, sweetie. Can you set the table for breakfast?
Morning, gang. Hey, Roly,
have you heard about this new antibiotic thing?
Discovered in dirt.
Teixobactin. That's old news.
Errol, you didn't set Bruce a place.
Oh, it's... It's cool. I'm going to just grab an apple anyway.
I'll leave you guys to it. Thanks for my lunch.
Bye. Andy, you're up early.
再见 Andy 你起的好早啊
I need you to sign for a package while I'm out.
Sure thing. I'm going to be in the garden, building the shed,
but I should hear the doorbell.
Roly, want to come help me build the man cave?
I think I'll give your gender-specific cave a miss, thanks.
Hey, you know, Tiff's here for Father's Day weekend.
Fancy coming to the Polish bakery festival?
You can never have too many hot buns. I have a wheat allergy.
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