老友记第一季.第一集Part 1

Friends Episode 1 Season 1:The one where Monica gets a new roommate.


老友记第1季第1集:莫妮卡的新室友。


Monica: There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
没什么可说的。只不过是我的同事而已。
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him!
少来了,你和那个人出去约会,他一定是有什么问题!
Chandler: All right, Joey. Be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
好啦,乔伊,嘴下留德。他驼背吗?驼背又带假发?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 'Cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl, oh!
慢着,他吃粉笔吗?我只是不想她重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。喔!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's not. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
好吧,大家淡定。淡定。这甚至都不算是约会。完全不算。只不过是两个人出去吃晚餐,也不做♥爱。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
听起来简直就像是一个约会。
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
好啦,回到中学那个时候,我站在自助餐厅中♥央,突然发现自己全身赤♥裸。
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
哦,耶,做过那样的梦。
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.
然后我低头一看,发现有一支电话......在那儿。
Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That's right!
而不是......?没错!
Joey: Never had that dream.
从没做过那样的梦。
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
突然,那个电话响起来了。
Chandler: Now I don't know what to do? Everybody starts looking at me.
然后我不知道该怎么办,大家都开始看着我。
Monica: They weren't looking at you before?
之前他们就没看着你?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it.
最后,我觉得应该接这个电话。
Chandler: And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
结果是我妈妈(打来的)。这十分十分的奇怪,因为她从来不给我打电话。
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Joey: This guy says "Hello",I wanna kill myself.
这家伙说句“你好”,我都想自♥杀。
Monica: You okay? Sweetie!
亲爱的,你还好吧?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.
注释:intestine:肠。
我就感觉好像有人将手伸进我的喉咙,抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来再缠在我的脖子上。
Chandler: Cookie?
要饼干吗?
Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.
卡箩今天搬走了她的东西。
Monica: Let me get you some coffee.
我给你弄杯咖啡。
Ross:Thanks.
谢谢。
Ross: No, Oh! No don't! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay?
不,喔!不,不要!不要清理我的气息!离我的气息远点,好吗?
Phoebe:Fine, be murky.
注释:murky:阴郁的,抑郁的。
好吧!继续抑郁吧!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be happy.
我会没事的,好不好?真的,各位,我希望她会幸福。
Monica: No, you don't.
不,你并不希望。
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
不,我不会的,让她见鬼去吧,是她抛弃了我!
Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?
你从来都不知道她是女同性恋?
Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
不知道!行了吧?为什么每个人总是揪着这点不放?
Ross: She didn't know. How should I know?
她都不知道,我又怎么会知道?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?
有时候我希望我是女同性恋。我大声说出来啦?
Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well.
我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了,他们似乎很好地接受了。
Monica: Oh, really? So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. , "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
注释:hysterical:歇斯底里的。
噢,真的吗?那我凌晨三点接到一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话,她在电话中抽泣说“我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了 ” 那是怎么回事?打错电话啦?
Ross: Sorry.
对不起。
Joey: Alright Ross, look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting.
没事的,罗斯。听着,你现在感到很痛苦,你很生气,你感到很受伤。
Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!
注释:Strip joints:脱♥衣舞俱乐部。
我能告诉你答案是什么吗?脱♥衣舞俱乐部!
Joey: C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones.
拜托,你单身了,注入一些荷尔蒙吧!
Ross: See,but I don't want to be single, okay?
可我不想单身,好不好?
Ross: I just...I just,I just want to be married again.
我只是......我只是,我只是想再婚。
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!
而我只想要100万美金!
Monica: Rachel?
瑞秋?
Rachel: Oh, God, Monica hi! Thank God!
噢,老天,莫妮卡,你好,感谢上帝!
Rachel: I just went to your building, and you weren't there, and this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here, and you are you are.
我刚到你那里去,而你不在,那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里,你真在这里,你真在这里。
Waitress:Can I get you some coffee?
给你来点咖啡?
Monica: Decaf.
注释:Decaf: 无咖啡♥因的咖啡。
无咖啡♥因的。
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.
好了,各位,这位是瑞秋,林肯高中的另一个幸存者。
Monica: This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you remember my brother, Ross?
这就是各位啦,这是钱德勒,菲比和乔伊。还有,你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?
Rachel: Sure!
当然。
Ross:Hi。
你好。
Monica: So You wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
那么你是现在告诉我们呢,还是说我们等四位湿漉漉的伴娘来?
Rachel: Oh God...Well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.
哦,天呐,好吧,这大概发生在婚礼前半个小时。
Rachel: I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat.
我当时在放置礼品的房间里,我正看着那个船型酱汁杯。
Rachel: This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden I realized...Sweet 'n' Lo?
注释:Limoges gravy boat: Limoges 里摩日,一种法国名牌餐具。Gravy boat:船型酱汁杯。
注释:Sweet'n'Lo:sweet and low的简称,既甜又低热量,低脂糖。
那是个非常好看的船型酱汁杯。当时,突然,我意识到......低脂糖?
Rachel: I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!
我发现比起巴里,这个船型酱汁杯更让我冲动!
Rachel: And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but.
然后我真是吓到了,就在那时我突然想到:巴里看起来有多像土豆头先生,你们知道的,我的意思是,我总觉得他看起来很眼熟,但是......
Rachel: Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering, "Why am I doing this, " and "Who am I doing this for?"
无论如何,我必须离开那里,然后我开始思考:“我为什么这样做”以及“我这样做为了谁?”
Rachel: So anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
反正我不知道该去哪里,而且我知道你和我有点疏远了,但你是我认识的人里唯一住在这个城市的。
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
没被邀请参加婚礼的人。
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
噢,我有点希望这不是什么问题......
Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
注释:pipe organ:管风琴。
现在我猜他给她买了个大管风琴,而她很不喜欢。
Chandler: Tuna or egg salad! Decide!
金枪鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定!
Ross:I'll have whatever Christina's having.
克莉丝汀有什么我就要什么。
Rachel: Daddy, I just I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
爸爸,我就是不能嫁给他!对不起,我就是不爱他。额,但那对我很重要!
Phoebe: "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. "
“如果我松开我的头发,我的头会掉下来的。”
Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
噢,她真不应该穿那条裤子。
Joey: I say push her down the stairs.
我说把她推下楼梯。
All: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!
把她推下楼梯!推下楼梯!推下楼梯!
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'.
爸爸,听我说!就好像,就好像在我一生中,每个人都告诉我,“你是鞋子!你是鞋子,你是鞋子,你是鞋子!”
Rachel: And today I just stopped and I said, What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be a,a purse? Y'know? Or a,or a hat!
然后今天,我制止了,我说:假如我不想成为鞋子呢?如果我想成为一个包?你知道吗,或者,嗯,一个帽子!”
Rachel: No, I don't want you to buy me a hat! I'm saying I am a ha...It's a metaphor, Daddy!
不,我不是让你给我买帽子,我是说我是一顶帽......这是个比喻,老爸!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
你能发现他哪里出了问题。
Rachel: Look, Daddy, it's my life. Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
爸爸,这是我的生活。也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起。
Monica: Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica...
额,我想我们都确定了她和Monica住这里了......
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! I said maybe!
也许那是我的决定,呵,也许我不需要你的钱。等等!我是说也许!
Monica: Just breathe, breathe...that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things.
呼吸,呼吸,就这样。试着只想一些让你镇定的好东西。
Phoebe: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens. Doorbells and sleigh bells. And something with mittens La la la something. And noodles with string...
玫瑰上的雨滴,还有猫的胡须,门铃和雪橇铃还有小手套。啦啦啦,还有一些面条......
Rachel: I'm all better now.
我现在好多了。
Phoebe: I helped.
我帮上忙啦!
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?
听着,这或许是最好的结果,知道吗?
Monica: Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.
独立了,把握自己的生活。就像你说的“帽子”的事情。
Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
还有,你还需要什么,你随时可以来找乔伊。
Joey: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And He's away a lot.
我和钱德就住在对面。而且他经常不在。
Monica: Joey, Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.
乔伊,不要勾引她了!今天是她结婚的日子!
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
怎么啦,好像这还有什么规定吗?
Chandler: I got it. Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.
我来。请不要再这么干了,这是很难听的声音。
Paul:Uh, It's, it's Paul.
额,我是,我是保罗。
Monica: Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in.
噢,天呐,到6:30了吗?让他进来!
Joey: Who's Paul?
谁是保罗?
Ross: Paul, the wine guy? Paul?
保罗,“酒男”保罗?
Monica: Maybe.
也许是吧。
Joey: Wait a minute. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
等等,你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和“酒男”保罗?
Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes!
他终于约你出去啦?是的!
Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
噢,这可真是个可以载入日记的时刻。
Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel....
瑞秋,等等,我可以取消......
Rachel: Ooh God, Please, no, go, I'll be fine!
不,天啊,拜托,不用了,你去吧,我挺好的!
Monica: Ooh, Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?
哦,罗斯,你还好吧?我是说,你希望我留下来吗?

老友记.本章节注释


intestine:肠。
murky:阴郁的,抑郁的。
hysterical:歇斯底里的。
Strip joints:脱♥衣舞俱乐部。
Decaf: 无咖啡♥因的咖啡。
Limoges gravy boat: Limoges 里摩日,一种法国名牌餐具。Gravy boat:船型酱汁杯。
Sweet'n'Lo:sweet and low的简称,既甜又低热量,低脂糖。
pipe organ:管风琴。